Is it my self esteem?

[Blue Cheese]

Bungle isn't far wrong.

We got into bed last night and she lied down to go to sleep, I sat up huffing and puffing trying to get her attention.

Her: What's the matter?
Me: Nothing, I don't feel well (I was lying) I might go home
Her:.............well if thats what you wanna do
Me: No not really but I feel like I have no choice

She then said how she has gone off having sex with me due to all the arguing and accusations and how I am pushing her away so at this point I flipped and told her how much she has hurt me saying those things and that all I want is her to be close to me.
We carried on arguing for a few more minutes until I cuddled into her back, draping my arm across her front with my other arm coming together from under her neck mirroring her body shape. I said lets stop arguing and proceeded to go asleep until...

She turns around and says:

Her: I actually did want sex tonight
Me: Why are you confusing me? Why are you giving me mixed messages?
She started kissing me and I then joined in with her and we got down to business. I asked her during sex if it was my new hairstyle that was turning her on and she said a little bit. So i said...

Me: Are you saying you never liked it the other way?
Her: I'm not saying that at all........

And for the doubters this is all gospel.

That is what happened

After sex we cuddled, to be honest I think we just fell straight to sleep, I had no underpants on when I woke up in the early hours.

A. Bullsh1t

B. Grow the F up.

 

[chrismpw]

Bungle isn't far wrong.

We got into bed last night and she lied down to go to sleep, I sat up huffing and puffing trying to get her attention.

Her: What's the matter?
Me: Nothing, I don't feel well (I was lying) I might go home
Her:.............well if thats what you wanna do
Me: No not really but I feel like I have no choice

She then said how she has gone off having sex with me due to all the arguing and accusations and how I am pushing her away so at this point I flipped and told her how much she has hurt me saying those things and that all I want is her to be close to me.
We carried on arguing for a few more minutes until I cuddled into her back, draping my arm across her front with my other arm coming together from under her neck mirroring her body shape. I said lets stop arguing and proceeded to go asleep until...

She turns around and says:

Her: I actually did want sex tonight
Me: Why are you confusing me? Why are you giving me mixed messages?
She started kissing me and I then joined in with her and we got down to business. I asked her during sex if it was my new hairstyle that was turning her on and she said a little bit. So i said...

Me: Are you saying you never liked it the other way?
Her: I'm not saying that at all........

And for the doubters this is all gospel.

That is what happened

After sex we cuddled, to be honest I think we just fell straight to sleep, I had no underpants on when I woke up in the early hours.

You have a hairstyle? You look for affirmation about your hairstyle, during sex?

Art thou a lady? Or Ronaldo perhaps?

 

[Yorkie]

Your neck of the woods I believe, maybe you, bob and the rest of the crew could pop in with some dog pictures.

If that doesn't sort this whole mess out I don't know what will.

Could be like some lovely GOT nativity scene but instead of gold, frankincense and myr it would be Dogs, Nivea and Lamberts.

 

[Bungle]

If that doesn't sort this whole mess out I don't know what will.

Could be like some lovely GOT nativity scene but instead of gold, frankincense and myr it would be Dogs, Nivea and Lamberts.

Imagine Don and Bob turning up half cut on someones doorstep with dog photo albums, I'd pay good money to see that show.

 

[Yorkie]

You have a hairstyle? You look for affirmation about your hairstyle, during sex?

Art thou a lady? Or Ronaldo perhaps?

Beats chatting about the baby though.


(actually it probably doesn't)

 

[Mountfield1985]

Bungle isn't far wrong.

We got into bed last night and she lied down to go to sleep, I sat up huffing and puffing trying to get her attention.

Her: What's the matter?
Me: Nothing, I don't feel well (I was lying) I might go home
Her:.............well if thats what you wanna do
Me: No not really but I feel like I have no choice

She then said how she has gone off having sex with me due to all the arguing and accusations and how I am pushing her away so at this point I flipped and told her how much she has hurt me saying those things and that all I want is her to be close to me.
We carried on arguing for a few more minutes until I cuddled into her back, draping my arm across her front with my other arm coming together from under her neck mirroring her body shape. I said lets stop arguing and proceeded to go asleep until...

She turns around and says:

Her: I actually did want sex tonight
Me: Why are you confusing me? Why are you giving me mixed messages?
She started kissing me and I then joined in with her and we got down to business. I asked her during sex if it was my new hairstyle that was turning her on and she said a little bit. So i said...

Me: Are you saying you never liked it the other way?
Her: I'm not saying that at all........

And for the doubters this is all gospel.

That is what happened

After sex we cuddled, to be honest I think we just fell straight to sleep, I had no underpants on when I woke up in the early hours.

I know you're making this up, but bloody hell that is funny.

And congrats on the killer new trim my man.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

All true fellas

 

[Bungle]

I asked her during sex if it was my new hairstyle that was turning her on and she said a little bit. So i said...

I had no underpants on when I woke up in the early hours.

My personal highlights

 

[Yorkie]

Imagine Don and Bob turning up half cut on someones doorstep with dog photo albums, I'd pay good money to see that show.

Dapper looking ... humans? Nah, it'd never catch on.

"I had no underpants on when I woke up in the early hours."
My personal highlights

All true fellas

As opposed to when you wake up after sex fully dressed in plate mail?

 

[silent bob]

Imagine Don and Bob turning up half cut on someones doorstep with dog photo albums, I'd pay good money to see that show.

PM your address

 

[mezzrow]

SAD!

 

[COYBL25]

Had a massive row last night

Details to follow...

Go

Bungle isn't far wrong.

We got into bed last night and she lied down to go to sleep, I sat up huffing and puffing trying to get her attention.

Her: What's the matter?
Me: Nothing, I don't feel well (I was lying) I might go home
Her:.............well if thats what you wanna do
Me: No not really but I feel like I have no choice

She then said how she has gone off having sex with me due to all the arguing and accusations and how I am pushing her away so at this point I flipped and told her how much she has hurt me saying those things and that all I want is her to be close to me.
We carried on arguing for a few more minutes until I cuddled into her back, draping my arm across her front with my other arm coming together from under her neck mirroring her body shape. I said lets stop arguing and proceeded to go asleep until...

She turns around and says:

Her: I actually did want sex tonight
Me: Why are you confusing me? Why are you giving me mixed messages?
She started kissing me and I then joined in with her and we got down to business. I asked her during sex if it was my new hairstyle that was turning her on and she said a little bit. So i said...

Me: Are you saying you never liked it the other way?
Her: I'm not saying that at all........

And for the doubters this is all gospel.

That is what happened

After sex we cuddled, to be honest I think we just fell straight to sleep, I had no underpants on when I woke up in the early hours.

I don't know why, but when I read your posts, I keep getting a picture in my head of this fella ?

 

[RalphDring]

I've just spent the last couple of days reading through this thread, it's like one of those thrillers you can't put down, the Nivia and ciggies are a great sub plot also. I hope it continues over Christmas, brilliant!!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I've just spent the last couple of days reading through this thread, it's like one of those thrillers you can't put down, the Nivia and ciggies are a great sub plot also. I hope it continues over Christmas, brilliant!!

Pure gold, isn't it?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

We got into bed last night and she lied down to go to sleep,sat up huffing and puffing trying to get her attention.

I

You should have just started slapping her across the face with your wang!always works for me.