Is anyone in this forum connected to the club?

[ijjysmith]

Take your sarcasm elsewhere mate. This thread is only for people that want to see me on trial for Everton. Negativity and haters can take their posts elsewhere.

Just look at how vascular my size 15 boot is....dont think i can kick the ball far??

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I'm all in.

 

[Bungle]

"Just look how vascular my size 15 boot is"

That's done me.

 

[andym78]

"Just look how vascular my size 15 boot is"

That's done me.

Does vascular mean veiny?

If so, have you got any more vascular pics @iamEverton ?

Any other body parts?

ANY?

 

[ijjysmith]

"Just look how vascular my size 15 boot is"

That's done me.

He's easily my favourite at the moment.

 

[Bungle]

Does vascular mean veiny?

If so, have you got any more vascular pics @iamEverton ?

Any other body parts?

ANY?

I've got a picture of my large vascular entering his mrs bumhole. He was unable to prevent that slipping through the defence so you have to question his goalkeeping capabilities.

 

[Ashtonian]

Nice to see nothing has changed...

 

[orly]

Nice to see nothing has changed...

Hi Ash, this thread is a sign-up thread for @iamEverton and not for your petty, bitter score settling.

 

[Bungle]

Nice to see nothing has changed...

I think you just have to come to terms with the fact that some people don't like you and move on. Whack a load of people on ignore and either ignore the dislikes or report them if you think you're being bullied.

If you don't like the attention then posting up a screenshot and pulling up those that dislike your posts is only going to cause more issues. The problem is that you thrive on the attention, hence the leaving thread, followed by the "Should I return" thread that your creepy uncle @COYBL25 assures us you sanctioned.

I hope you had a nice holiday. Oh and @iamEverton I bummed your girlfriend.

 

[COYBL25]

I think you just have to come to terms with the fact that some people don't like you and move on. Whack a load of people on ignore and either ignore the dislikes or report them if you think you're being bullied.

If you don't like the attention then posting up a screenshot and pulling up those that dislike your posts is only going to cause more issues. The problem is that you thrive on the attention, hence the leaving thread, followed by the "Should I return" thread that your creepy uncle @COYBL25 assures us you sanctioned.

I hope you had a nice holiday. Oh and @iamEverton I bummed your girlfriend.

Lol - " creepy uncle ".

Made me think of one of my Dads friends who we weren't allowed to be alone with when we were kids - " Pervy Alan ".

Ps - I was his forums appropriate adult, a position that I have had to relinquish now, due to lessons not being learnt x

 

[Bungle]

Lol - " creepy uncle ".

Made me think of one of my Dads friends who we weren't allowed to be alone with when we were kids - " Pervy Alan ".

Ps - I was his forums appropriate adult, a position that I have had to relinquish now, due to lessons not being learnt x

I feel we have derailed a future Everton greats thread here, let's hope Christopher heeds the advice but I have my doubts.

Good luck with your blossoming career Mr. Everton.

 

[Ashtonian]

I think you just have to come to terms with the fact that some people don't like you and move on. Whack a load of people on ignore and either ignore the dislikes or report them if you think you're being bullied.

If you don't like the attention then posting up a screenshot and pulling up those that dislike your posts is only going to cause more issues. The problem is that you thrive on the attention, hence the leaving thread, followed by the "Should I return" thread that your creepy uncle @COYBL25 assures us you sanctioned.

I hope you had a nice holiday. Oh and @iamEverton I bummed your girlfriend.

Believe me mate if coyb didn't want me to come back I wouldn't have bothered. Sake old names over and over. Most of them are on ignore now.

 

[Bungle]

Believe me mate if coyb didn't want me to come back I wouldn't have bothered. Sake old names over and over. Most of them are on ignore now.

Spare a thought for @davek who has 3 times the dislikes you do and he's never even asked about a bog seat.

 

[Sapie88]

Believe me mate if coyb didn't want me to come back I wouldn't have bothered. Sake old names over and over. Most of them are on ignore now.

Take your cry arsing elsewhere then ffs.

@iamEverton mate, how are you today? Hitting the gym at all buddy?

 

[Sapie88]

Hi Ash, this thread is a sign-up thread for @iamEverton and not for your petty, bitter score settling.

He just can't help himself can he?

Sees another member getting attention so he spins it on himself.

 

[Donald Twain]

Unsavoury this !