Is anyone in this forum connected to the club?

[Deleted member 28206]

Ignore the haters mate, I think you're quite handsome.
Please tell me you're bisexual ... even if you're not

@Bungle

 

[iamEverton]

Can you take a picture holding up three fingers just so we know you're genuine, mate? Not that I doubt you of course.

 

[iamEverton]

Can you take a picture holding up three fingers just so we know you're genuine, mate? Not that I doubt you of course.

Here my brother is this better peep my avatar for conformation. Same place taken today.

 

[bicycleheader]

Here my brother is this better peep my avatar for conformation. Same place taken today. View attachment 36343

Can you get your missus to take a pic of you in a goalkeeping pose?

 

[Sapie88]

I think @Ashtonian owes you an apology and a full retraction of his multi claim.

It's quite a poor attempt at bullying, something he was ever so passionate about before he flounced off.

A shame that he's returned only to act like this.

 

[Azzurri]

Here my brother is this better peep my avatar for conformation. Same place taken today. View attachment 36343

Incredible. It looks like you might actually be a real person. I must say I'm absolutely agog.

 

[Ashtonian]

I think @Ashtonian owes you an apology and a full retraction of his multi claim.

It's quite a poor attempt at bullying, something he was ever so passionate about before he flounced off.

A shame that he's returned only to act like this.

No-one was talking to you Keith

 

[Sapie88]

No-one was talking to you Keith

If I see someone being unfairly targeted and called a multi based on nothing I'm going to say something.

If you had nothing good to say to the lad then you shouldn't have said anything at all.

 

[BlueLlama]

Can someone translate this to American English please

I think it translates as "Gasp, wheeze, wobble, ankle, toilet seat cuckold"

 

[Connor]

Well, this has taken a turn.

 

[chicoazul]

Not read this thread but seems you are a multi. But hey ho, you would be a bit if a crap Everton fan if you plan to stop a free kick from our striker before he left us, don't you think?

Come on mate stop trying to get cheap laughs off fellow Evertonians.

 

[iamEverton]

Incredible. It looks like you might actually be a real person. I must say I'm absolutely agog.

The future of EFC lies in this thread.

 

[ilikecheese]

Well, this has taken a turn.

 

[Sapie88]

The future of EFC lies in this thread.

Let me take you for an Erdinger next time you're here mate.

 

[iamEverton]

@ijjysmith