Why not make a big gold cake (fake gold mind) stick a pin on the back and tell that that badge-infected Kopite it's real gold. He could pin it to his hat and wear it like a crown - we'd make an absolute fortune 
(If he's not an eccentric millionaire but just a t*at on the dole then my plan is slightly flawed)
(If he's not an eccentric millionaire but just a t*at on the dole then my plan is slightly flawed)










