Interesting article I came across today.....

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http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

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Skrillex sounds more balanced tbh than that crank.
 
It's the article though. It is hilarious. And the authors other articles:

Rosie O'Donnell tries to give Tim Tebow STD's by trying to play matchmacker and get him hooked up with Jenny McCarthy.

Honestly, it is just brilliant!!
 

I would say thats just some dumb religous nutjobs ramblings but even they couldn't write something that funny.

The on about Starbucks is even better :"Are you drinking the gay"?
 

Did someone give Mary Whitehouse some acid ?

Furries, the homosexual puffy pederasts that lure children to bestiality and sex outside of Christian marriage with their lipstick surprise belly rubs, have a new “fashion accessoryâ€￾ that is uses nano-technology and brainwave receptors to snatch the Godliness from the unsuspecting – leading them to a life of inter-species sodomite slavery and inhuman congress. Seen here, it is clear the Furry Underground Coalition of Knowing Animals and Adolescents is promoting the device through Anime inspired pornography.


I shall head back to that later though for.....

Miley Cyrus Does Hustler Video Nasties
 
Some of the comments at the bottom are terrifying.

Some people need a parody alarm on their computers, everytime they stumble upon a - clearly pisstaking - website the siren sounds and flashing lights blind them in their stupid eyes so they can't get offended and whine about it on Facebook.
 
Some of the comments at the bottom are terrifying.

Some people need a parody alarm on their computers, everytime they stumble upon a - clearly pisstaking - website the siren sounds and flashing lights blind them in their stupid eyes so they can't get offended and whine about it on Facebook.

At first I thought it was real. Then I read another article. And then another and came to the conclusion these guys are taking the piss.

Check out the 'Ask Amber' section. Brilliant stuff!!!
 

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