Infidelity

[chicoazul]

saved you from the FBI by deleting.............

Nice one. I always take it too far.

 

[ilikecheese]

@heatmeiser is the hero this thread needs.

 

[chicoazul]

@heatmeiser is the hero this thread needs.

Seconded.

 

[Prevenger17]

I have to say, knowing the inside of my brain, I'm definitely just a breathing machine for my penis. With that in mind, I've found that if you can identify danger situations and put down the drink, staying faithful is easy enough.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Lot of ours were lid, but it's in you now. Locked deep in your DNA.

That hot chick in the office who you keep being "over" friendly with? You know what to do.

BUM HER IN THE BOGS.

Heh, there's a reason I know I'm incapable bruh...been there, didn't do it. I can live with that particular unchecked box on my man card.

I'll still flirt, though, like a bad meff...ties in to what @RAFUH said earlier. The other half has said that to me more than once.

 

[Kiwi]

I have to say, knowing the inside of my brain, I'm definitely just a breathing machine for my penis. With that in mind, I've found that if you can identify danger situations and put down the drink, staying faithful is easy enough.

There are no danger situations, only opportunities

 

[chicoazul]

I have to say, knowing the inside of my brain, I'm definitely just a breathing machine for my penis. With that in mind, I've found that if you can identify danger situations and put down the drink, staying faithful is easy enough.

You mean that point when she's slamming hard on top of you with no clothes on?

Beware the danger situation signs gentlemen and vacate the premises at once if this occurs.

 

[Prevenger17]

There are no danger situations, only opportunities

Oh, I'm never the one in danger.

 

[chicoazul]

Heh, there's a reason I know I'm incapable bruh...been there, didn't do it. I can live with that particular unchecked box on my man card.

I'll still flirt, though, like a bad meff...ties in to what @RAFUH said earlier. The other half has said that to me more than once.

It's the right way to live your life man, some take longer to find out than others. Ace when you do though.

It's just too much hassle truth be told.

 

[Kiwi]

You mean that point when she's slamming hard on top of you with no clothes on?

Beware the danger situation signs gentlemen and vacate the premises at once if this occurs.

I'll vacate my premises for sure

 

[Goat]

You mean that point when she's slamming hard on top of you with no clothes on?

Beware the danger situation signs gentlemen and vacate the premises at once if this occurs.

What if ive already paid my dough?

 

[Prevenger17]

What if ive already paid my dough?

Kill her and take your money back, nobody will miss her.

 

[chicoazul]

What if ive already paid my dough?

Hahahaha. As if you'd trade actual dough instead of scoffing it?

 

[red1]

What if ive already paid my dough?

Keep the receipt. Or this:

Kill her and take your money back, nobody will miss her.

I hear you man, say no more. Use her and dump her in the river.

 

[Goat]

Hahahaha. As if you'd trade actual dough instead of scoffing it?

Just linked this thread to ya bird lad.