Imagine you're an Everton player

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Imagine your an Everton player, what things really get on yer tits?

I'll start

You're doing fitness training, and get partnered with the Yak for piggyback races...oooph!

 

[Axlswhk]

When I have acres of space in midfield and yobo/hibbert choose to hoof it to nowhere.

 

[Whitebootman]

Being the '0' in a 4 - 6 - 0 formation. :blink:

 

[Goat]

Having to watch as The Yak comes out of the shower with a baby cobra between his legs. Hes got a beast Yak, you can tell, the way he walks and everything.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

practising corners and all being in position only for the ball to hit the 1st man, and never figuring out what holding both arms up signifies.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

having to keep applying hibbo's sunblock.

 

[Goat]

practising corners and all being in position only for the ball to hit the 1st man, and never figuring out what holding both arms up signifies.

Both arms up means its coming get ready, Mikel told us last year.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

practising corners and all being in position only for the ball to hit the 1st man, and never figuring out what holding both arms up signifies.

This!

 

[best little spaniard]

Getting partnered with Jagielka for one on ones.

 

[Brownie]

Finding out that Mikel Arteta is actually a trainee goalkeeper from Prestatyn who accidentally happened across the big time.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Both arms up means its coming get ready, Mikel told us last year.

Nah it means 'Sorry lads. I've told the boss I'm [Poor language removed] at this, but he won't listen'

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Nah it means 'Sorry lads. I've told the boss I'm [Poor language removed] at this, but he won't listen'

Means pint of bitter and a jaegermeister chaser

 

[Goat]

Well yeah, it mostly means "Im gonna throw this ball in, dunno why I bother, not getting past the 1st man".

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Having to be professional with my opinions & not being able to openly talk about the utter hatred I have for [Phrase removed] like I can do now

 

[Brownie]

Well yeah, it mostly means "Im gonna throw this ball in, dunno why I bother, not getting past the 1st man".

Handball!