Imagine….

[chrismpw]

…..how good life would be if it wasn’t for Everton. All our mental health ratings would go up by roughly 500%.

Surely in this enlightened age there must be hypnotists out there who can simply erase anything Everton out of our systems forever?

There has to be a better life out there.

UTFT

Look into the principles of stoicism or Taoism. They help me an enormous amount.

 

[tommye]

‘Kin dreamer

Different song mate.
Make your own thread.

 

[tommye]

Look into the principles of stoicism or Taoism. They help me an enormous amount.

I like this new calm, reasoned, spiritual Chris but can we have the old one back now please?

 

[roydo]

Above us only nearly everyone.

Doesnt quite scan, granted.

 

[Death]

There's few things you can guarantee in life...
Night following day
Taxes
Death (not the former poster)
Everton leaving you disappointed


The rest is just filler

.... and you said you had me on ignore

*swoons

 

[matty1878]

No hell below us....

right now were fighting to get out lol

 

[matty1878]

Above us only nearly everyone.

Doesnt quite scan, granted.

aye?

 

[Tipp blue]

There really isn’t is there.

It’ll all change one day though. It’ll be our turn soon.

Won’t it?

No.. there's whole sets of rules in place to prevent teams like us having a sustained period of success.

 

[tommye]

There's few things you can guarantee in life...
Night following day
Taxes
Death (not the former poster)
Everton leaving you disappointed
*Chelsea beating Spurs

The rest is just filler

*EDIT

 

[chrismpw]

I like this new calm, reasoned, spiritual Chris but can we have the old one back now please?

Bog off ye wrinkled old scrote!

X

 

[BrendanGOT]

Love Everton but for my mental health I'm genuinely considering taking a break from this club. Fed up being made miserable every weekend by a bunch of overpaid wasters performing way below their capabilities