Imagine….

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

…..how good life would be if it wasn’t for Everton. All our mental health ratings would go up by roughly 500%.

Surely in this enlightened age there must be hypnotists out there who can simply erase anything Everton out of our systems forever?

There has to be a better life out there.

UTFT

 

[chicoazul]

…there’s no heaven.

 

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

…there’s no heaven.

There really isn’t is there.

It’ll all change one day though. It’ll be our turn soon.

Won’t it?

 

[The binman chronicles]

…..how good life would be if it wasn’t for Everton. All our mental health ratings would go up by roughly 500%.

Surely in this enlightened age there must be hypnotists out there who can simply erase anything Everton out of our systems forever?

There has to be a better life out there.

UTFT

We keep going like this and we'll find out, bar from a few diehard fans that still follow us in the northern conference.

 

[matty1878]

…there’s no heaven.

this is it

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

No hell below us....

 

[Death]

…there’s no heaven.

It's easy like yer maaaaa

 

[Death]

this is it

I'd defo stick a score on it you're not getting the John Lennon reference Matty you adorable lad.

 

[blue61]

No hell below us....

Above us only 15 teams ffs!

 

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

Above us only 15 teams ffs!

Imagine No possessions…..

Quite apt also!

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Imagine all the people, livin' life in peace....

 

[Librarian]

…..how good life would be if it wasn’t for Everton. All our mental health ratings would go up by roughly 500%.

Surely in this enlightened age there must be hypnotists out there who can simply erase anything Everton out of our systems forever?

There has to be a better life out there.

UTFT

‘Kin dreamer

 

[Jebus_lives]

Imagine all the people, livin' life in peace....

Yoooouuu-ooooooooooooo

 

[tommye]

There's few things you can guarantee in life...
Night following day
Taxes
Death (not the former poster)
Everton leaving you disappointed


The rest is just filler

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I hope one day you can join us, when we’re playing in League one.