I'm Username, Ask me anything!

Username · July 6, 2012

I've been on here for a while now and make posts whenever i can, however i don't speak to anybody off the forums so i think i must seem somewhat mysterious to you forum folk. Now is your chance to unravel the mystery of the man behind the Username, ask me anything and i'll be 100% honest.

The T-Dex · July 6, 2012

Apple juice or Orange juice?

bluejock · July 6, 2012

Friend or foe?

Azzurri · July 6, 2012

Anything?

formerly manx toffee · July 6, 2012

Are you Peteblue ?

Username · July 6, 2012

@AdamDex - Apple Juice
@Bluejock - Friend.
@Azzuri - Now that you mention it..
@FMT - No

Groucho · July 6, 2012

How much power does the little light on my shower use if I don't turn it off?

Bigmaclad · July 6, 2012

Are you a multi?

heatmeiser · July 6, 2012

What is the weirdest porn you look at - and do you ever enjoy tranny porn?

Username · July 6, 2012

@Groucho - Less then the big one.
@BigMac - No i'm just a guy posting opinions and stuff.
@Heit - i only watch amateur porn, i don't like pornstars, just regular people having a good smash, the weirdest i've seen was a bald guy putting his entire head in a vagina, i've also seen a woman get boned by a horse which killed her and some fat ginger woman getting nailed on a boat by a guy in a shark costume with jazz music playing. I once watched a video where a lovely lady was about to get freaky with some other guy but it got weird when the guy bent over and she pulled the cock out, i then turned off, not a fan of chicks with dicks.

ijjysmith · July 6, 2012

Hello Username,

I like you.

If you were going to touch me in 3 places, which places would you choose?

Thanks.

Ij

X

EFC David · July 6, 2012

Hello Username.

Is it wrong to knock one off in someone elses house?

Where is the safest place to do it?

Do I sniff her underwear whilst I'm doing the deed?

Username · July 6, 2012

@Ijjy, I like you too, i would touch your shoulders, neck and head as we celebrate Everton scoring a goal.
@David, Masturbation is perfectly natural and i have no issues with doing it outside of home, if i was in a females house i would do it infront of her and advise her to join in, if a female is not present but her underwear are i'd say it's a 50/50, some girls have smelly foof's and you could be in for a nasty surprise or you could be let down entirely if she hasn't worn them yet and they smell of persil, if you like persil or smelly vaginas then you can't lose.