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Hayee

Player Valuation: £40m
most of the members on here aren't aware of me. That's a bad thing!

My name is Hayley. I'm female but more manly than you. I've got a son, he's a blue. I love metal! I love Download festival. I have the best mates in the world but their choices in teams leave much to be desired. For example, here's a few teams represented by my lot : carlisle. west brom. newcastle. leeds. chester. the shîte. the scum. chelski. arsenal etc...

I'm from North Wales. No i don't have a pet sheep. No i don't eat leeks. No i'm not from Cardiff. You have more daffodils than me. I'm not fluent in Welsh but i get by. Yes i AM Welsh!

I didn't find the forums, i've followed the progression of the boards from the Stars days. That makes me cool. I found Stars through Kipper, i am a legend.

I didn't become a blue, i was born one.

My all time favourite Everton player is the one and only, Duncan Ferguson. Maybe not a hero or legend by your standards, but i love the fella and would STILL love to see him back in some capacity, even captain and number 9.

Current favourite player is Jags! He's quality. Love Pienaar and Vaughany too though.

Pineapple on pizza is most definately acceptable, along with green peppers and sweetcorn on an italian base from pizza hut. The. Best. Pizza. Ever.

Thankyou.
 

Hi Hayee, Not new but rediscovered. Nice to meet you again, it's a good thing. I still don't believe you about the pet sheep though.:D
 

Mate i really wish i did have one - it'd save my dad coming all the way from his in his van with the lawnmower and strimmer to cut my grass once a fortnight!
 
'No i don't have a pet sheep' but 'Mate i really wish i did have one'.

Go on, I'm told they make great pets. You get free wool to knit your own wooly jumpers.
 

My name is Hayley. I'm female but more manly than you.
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I could out drink the lot of you. I have more male friends. I play superior air guitar and headbang more METAL. Wouldn't fancy fighting me. Yes i'm single, men are arsehole's in relationships! No i'm not blind. North East Wales!
 

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