If you were a Super Hero

[Astro78]

I would be the Bowel Meister. I would make my enemies poop themselves. I would have no problem pummeling them as no one fights well with a load of brown in their knickers. Sorry, but it's the best I could come up with today.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I would be Japs-Eye Man, and I would have infra-red vision, and I would see things that would make your toes curl!

 

[RFUS]

I'd be The Enigma.






I haven't figured out what my power is yet.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

We were going to go to the Sydney Ashes Test as the brand new superheroes of the time except we were to wear white curly wigs and carry champagne flutes...

The Gower Rangers... I bagsied being the blue one. It could still be done tbh.

 

[Alio]

My superpower would be to age people to whatever I want.

ZAP! That 28 year old secretary that turned you down is now a wrinkly, dried up 74 year old pensioner! HA!!!

POW! The annoying as frig 10 year old that runs around and irritates everyone is now 92 and bed ridden! LOLZ!

KABOOM! That jailbait girl nextdoor is now legal! Oh sweet!

Heat, can you make Arteta 24 again, and do whatever you want with Kanchelskis. Just please bring him back

I can't decide whether X ray vision (you know, the type of x ray vision when you can see through clothes and stuff, not just seeing bones, I know that's not X ray vision, but I don't know what its called ok? Deal with it) is better than being invisible?

 

[heatmeiser]

I can do that, but then by the Laws of Dresden I'd have to do the same for Matt Jackson and Mark Pembridge.

Everything has to be perfectly balanced you see.

Oh and the X Ray Vision thing would be good, until you had to visit your Gran. You can't turn it on and off like an old radio you know.

 

[Alio]

I can do that, but then by the Laws of Dresden I'd have to do the same for Matt Jackson and Mark Pembridge.

Everything has to be perfectly balanced you see.

Oh and the X Ray Vision thing would be good, until you had to visit your Gran. You can't turn it on and off like an old radio you know.

If you can promise to bring Kanchelskis back, I will go without seeing my nan again

Now anti-age him good