If You had a Time Machine......

Ramiro Funes Mori · July 27, 2016

Back to 2001 and sign 13-year-old Messi?

bring back the catt · July 27, 2016

Ramiro Funes Mori said:
Back to 2001 and sign 13-year-old Messi?

We did. Oh hang on, that was Ossie.

Naisy'sCharitableLeanings · July 27, 2016

I'd go back to '86 and stop Big Nev breaking his ankle. Would have been Double winners, meaning that lot wouldn't have that on their list of honours.

blue61 · July 27, 2016

Naisy'sCharitableLeanings said:
I'd go back to '86 and stop Big Nev breaking his ankle. Would have been Double winners, meaning that lot wouldn't have that on their list of honours.

Good idea, but I'm not sure if a time machine has the power to mess with satan.

Naisy'sCharitableLeanings · July 27, 2016

blue61 said:
Good idea, but I'm not sure if a time machine has the power to mess with satan.

Scratch that then - 1892 and stop them existing, or failing that, to whenever Mrs. Satan gave birth to her troublesome offspring!

ToffeeDan · July 27, 2016

Layne said:
I'd kill hitler in 1939 so we could defend our title.

Why wait that long? There were plenty of victims pre-1939. 1925 would have been about right.

KaiserEFC · July 27, 2016

Given Martinez a 72 year contract and a reacharound.

ToffeeTim · July 27, 2016

I'd have gone on the pitch and dragged clattenberg into the lower gwladys after that derby

LydiateLee · July 27, 2016

Sack Bobby after the Anfield shame. We,d have won the FA Cup no question.

Dutch Toffee · July 27, 2016

Sign Cruyff, Di Stefano, Pele, Maradonna, Messi etc...etc...

Huyton Layne · July 27, 2016

ToffeeDan said:
Why wait that long? There were plenty of victims pre-1939. 1925 would have been about right.

We might not win the league in '39 if I take him out too early. This is the Everton forum so genocides are irrelevant to trophies.

peteblue · July 27, 2016

I'd go back to 1969 and watch that great team all over again..........

Gwladys Nights · July 27, 2016

Ashtonian said:
Except richard attenborough has died before developing said technology mate.

David then.

Osamabindiesel · July 27, 2016

Niasse.

TGW89 · July 28, 2016

blue61 said:
Go back 30 years and delay Mr Rooney senior boning his good lady for 12 years. An 18 year old Rooney in this team right now, sigh.

And about to sign for Man City along with John Stones for a total of £120m

For me, I'd go back to 1892 and have John Houlding sectioned, and then change our name to "Merseyside United". Problem solved.