If You Could Get Away With Any Crime ....

Dylan · November 28, 2011

Steal a billion.

Get all the girls you would ever want, without the creepy rape angle.

Raymondo077 · November 28, 2011

Oooh thats a tough one.

Think i,d like to throw papers in king Kenny,s garden, then slam his gate (no,not his @rse)

then run away. Ah fck it, his @rse then,,, with the leg of a table!!!

Pblueman · November 28, 2011

get a big fecking knife, slightly smaller than a sword, and get all the peados together in a room and get all chucky the doll on them.

Raymondo077 · November 28, 2011

Pblueman said:
get a big fecking knife, slightly smaller than a sword, and get all the peados together in a room and get all chucky the doll on them.

Now this is a room i would love to visit, dressed as Chucky, with a can of petrol and two attack dogs,,

*Wanna Play*

somuchfun · November 28, 2011

impregnate everyone.

McBain · November 28, 2011

I'd like to be able to park absolutely anywhere I wanted to.

Think about how much time, money and energy you'd save, and feel absolutely no guilt in the process.

The-Golden-Vision · November 28, 2011

Tubey said:
You know, I remember reading a study on this. They asked the question to a bunch of people, then put them on a lie detector to find out what their very first
thought was.

I think it was something like nine out of every ten thought rape.

I might as well just admit it then, it would be a serious crime involving Katherine Jenkins, a tub of lube and my good self.

The-Golden-Vision · November 28, 2011

Pblueman said:
get a big fecking knife, slightly smaller than a sword, and get all the peados together in a room and get all chucky the doll on them.

Run for parliament lid, I would vote for you.

Frank Drebin · December 3, 2011

Dylan said:
Steal a billion.

Get all the girls you would ever want, without the creepy rape angle.

Exactly. If you can only get away with one crime then a rape quickie is idiotic compared spending loot on a Berlusconi lifestyle.

I'd also like to break into the Royal Mint and put my image on a banknote. Fifty pound would be more prestigious but fiver more widely used..decisions decisions.

Also I would like to break into every spermbank in the world, flush their donor spunk and with a heroic marathon of masturbation, replace it with my own. In a few years my genes will be spread throughout the globe, a bit like the Boys from Brazil except I like Jewish people.