If you became an overnight billionaire...

[Fazz]

Build a shrine to Payet outside goodison, and have JM knock it down.

 

[Kurt.]

i'd buy some chips and peas on a tray.

 

[Kurt.]

to eat now... not wrapped

 

[arch stanton]

i'd buy some chips and peas on a tray.

dont forget the fork mate, dont want to look like a tramp drippin peas down your tracky top

 

[oldblue]

I'd pay well for a group of highly respected people in their field to run the club. Or am I missing something?

 

[steken1]

Thee words. Half time strippers

 

[Chang Elephant]

I would rebuild Goodison on the Kings Dock, just demolish the Arena before anyone could object.

 

[Tel001]

Buy the shiiite and appoint steve maclaren or glen Rhoder as manager and enjoy them falling through the football leagues

 

[ToffeeMark]

I just swore in front of my kid (wtf). Cheers Tim Howard you effing disgrace

 

[Jamiednm]

Clone Funes Mori so we have a huge swarm of them roaming around the country to do my bidding.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I'd double Mike Jone's asking price from Abromovich.

 

[Jamiednm]

Build a soulless stadium in abandoned docklands with a no-speaking policy. Set up piss-soaked soup kitchens around the ground, have a tall, hooded, melancholic figure as our official mascot, and hire the New York City ballet to perform depressing interpretive dance at half time, all designed to mock the state of modern football.

 

[ToffeeTim]

I would buy off all the refs burlesconi stlye and enjoy our global dominance.