If you became an overnight billionaire...

degsy · January 15, 2016

spend some on beer and probably just waste the rest

My Friend George · January 15, 2016

I'd change our name to Everton Thunderhawks and change the colour of our shirts to a brown feather style, with a flash of lightening down the front. This may happen with the new American investors anyhow.

Bungle · January 15, 2016

I'd create an unmoderated forum and release all of the previously banned GOT members into it and enjoy watching the results.

I think a 3 way conversation between Adversus, MickM86 and Angelwitch would be a personal favourite. Adversus chatting about Sergi Roberto all day long with Mick composing a rap about him and Angelwitch threatening to break each of their noses.

neil999 · January 15, 2016

Bungle said:
I'd create an unmoderated forum and release all of the previously banned GOT members into it and enjoy watching the results.

I think a 3 way conversation between Adversus, MickM86 and Angelwitch would be a personal favourite. Adversus chatting about Sergi Roberto all day long with Mick composing a rap about him and Angelwitch threatening to break each of their noses.

you could just start your own forum mate

Bungle · January 15, 2016

neil999 said:
you could just start your own forum mate

Hi neil.

neil999 · January 15, 2016

Bungle said:
Hi neil.

whats this about?

anyway...you could call it 'bungles everton forum'

anton66 · January 15, 2016

Bungle said:
I'd spend a few hundred quid arranging a romantic evening for two so that @bizzaro can finally fulfill his lifelong ambition of entering @davek's rectum.

Money can't buy you love, but can buy you someones hairy starfish?

Bungle · January 15, 2016

neil999 said:
whats this about?

anyway...you could call it 'bungles everton forum'

I'll be honest neil, I probably won't be taking your advice.

anton66 said:
Money can't buy you love, but can buy you someones hairy starfish?

Precisely, money well sepnt

Ihaters · January 15, 2016

I'd make the away end mandatory seating... except the front row, and 1 in every 5 toffees thrown into the away end would be heavily laced with laxatives.

I've been reliably informed that the league position doesn't matter and as long as we go on a decent cup run (which we already are), so I guess we don't need investment... So that would be about it.

Maybe put myself in the Everton hall of fame.

chicoazul · January 15, 2016

I'd purchase all the seats in the Lower Gwladys Street end and fill the area with stinking feral dogs to see if the players noted the difference.

Username · January 15, 2016

1. Stadium upgrade, either extend Goodson or build a fresh. 2. Sign De Gea/Oblak to replace star jump. 3. Drop season ticket prices to £150 - £200 per annum. 4. More investment/scouting at grassroots level.