Don't you have forum breaks? I was only gone for a few weeks but the conspiracy theories were rampant.
If you remember the vibe back then was a battle between those who love Everton more than they hate Liverpool, and those who hate Liverpool more than they love Everton. We had to beat City to give us a chance of 4th, and City had to win to keep RS out of the title race. I stopped posting after that downer of a match thread where lads were cheering goals against us.
In hindsight I understand: most of the downer sentiment was from local lads who couldn't bare to witness a red party in the city. I can dig that.
Why didn't I post after slippy or crystanbul? I don't care enough about Liverpool to come back to the forum after their collapses just to laugh, was just busy with real-life things like browsing porn and endlessly clicking Wikipedia links.
I don't think you genuinely think I'm a kopite as you're a WUM, but I'm sure some lads do. Some simple googling will reveal the truth, but the truth barely matters to the red side so why should it matter to Evertonians?
Brian Labone had something quite famous to say about that.