If someone wrote a novel about your life how would it end?

[McBain]

So, McBain beat on, boats, against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

THE END

 

[RFUS]

Without a book deal.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

On the rubbish heap of crap biographies about people no-one's interested in.

 

[scratchnsurf]

There are two sentences that every bloke shoul hear in his lifetime. The first is "I'm pregnant" the second is "We've got the place surrounded."

Already heard the first.

"You'll never take me alive!"

 

[Pblueman]

As pblueman lay on the bed with his family gathered around him, a sigh of contentment escaped his lips. He called his family in for the last immmortal words that would reverberate through their lives for years to come. "what do you want to say my love?" asked Mrs Pblueman. With his last breath Pblueman replied "has Pienaar signed yet?"

 

[Cambo]

everton beat the redshoite away and i jumped up so hard my balls hit me in the face and killed me now that my friends is how i want to die.

 

[canuckblue]

With an acute shortness of breath.