if man travels at the speed of light

[rascal]

How disappointed would his wife be?

 

[arch stanton]

How disappointed would his wife be?

very, because according to the theory of relativity, the faster you go, the heavier you get. Some of us are heavy enough at earth speeds thanks

 

[BigBlueConk]

Why would it have to involve his wife? What about somebody else's wife?

 

[Seathestars]

Hard to say, there is a theory that over time the speed of light has changed.
My answer would be, somewhat

I wish some of our players could go this fast

 

[Lickle eric]

Can you repeat the question please.

 

[chrismpw]

She would be disappointed, because, due to relativity, as he approaches light speed his gentleman's member will shorten.
Tis true. Things have a greater mass, and shorter length as you approach light speed.

 

[Yorkie]

then we'd finally be able to outswim a shark?

 

[Stoic Ape]

then we'd finally be able to outswim a shark?

The safer option would be punch it on the nose, at light speed of course.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Cmoon guys missus thinks im too quick already

 

[rascal]

She would be disappointed, because, due to relativity, as he approaches light speed his gentleman's member will shorten.
Tis true. Things have a greater mass, and shorter length as you approach light speed.

Correct. You get a smug sense of satisfaction as your prize.

 

[chrismpw]

Correct. You get a smug sense of satisfaction as your prize.

Excellent, I'll add it to my collection!

 

[Rook]

File under problems that any of our new signings will never have.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Cmoon guys missus thinks im too quick already

Yes, but since light travels faster than sound, she won't hear it coming