Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
The way to make money out of footballing clubs is to buy them and then sell them to someone else.
Hardly anyone actually makes profits out of them on a regular basis. And if they did, the only way to do it, outside of owning man u or real, given the way prize fees come nowhere near watching wage bills, would be to take over a club with a big fan base and invest just enough in the squad that they'll finish about 17th and keep getting the top flight tv money but no more than that.
No, that's one way of making money out of a football club, not the only way.
I've given an example there as to how a snake oil salesman could buy EFC for effectively nothing, by asset stripping the club.








