I know mate, I know. Bad timing basically, we were driving up from Queenstown (we just couldn't get anywhere to stay there) on NYE trying to get to sort of Marlborough area and just ran out of time. I noticed it on the map and vaguely remembered Billy Connolly going there on his tour round NZ on the telly, so we thought we'll head there. Knew we'd made a mistake when we got some dinner and the waitress said 'WTF are you doin' in Greymouth on NYE!?' Ended up at a terrible party in a pub with nutcases everywhere, I nearly got into a fight with an anarchist.Why on earth were you spending it there?
All the lovely places around the country to spend it in and you end up in that hovel
Worst thing was when I phoned my Nan in Wellington to wish her happy new year, when she'd finished laughing at me she told me I've got relatives who own a nice hotel in Hokitika and we wouldn't have had to pay for a drink all night. Second worst thing was when I watched the Billy Connolly DVD again and he called the place 'Brokenarse.'










