I wish I hadn't of said that..........

[bluejock]

"I'll just have a peek down the barrel and see what's blocking it"

K Cobain

 

[tommye]

ME- (to a room full of work mates) "which feckin stupid cnut has parked his astra behind my van?"
HIM- "I believe that's mine, well my wife's actually, hey love could you move your car please?"
ME- "Thanks boss!!"

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tommye]

"I'll just nip out and fix the tv aerial love" Rod Hull

 

[heatmeiser]

someone (definitely not me) : "[Poor language removed] me, look at that arse."

my mate : "..... that's my daughter mate. And she's 12."

 

[The T-Dex]

Predator

 

[bluejock]

"I'll just nip out and fix the tv aerial love" Rod Hull

Hahaha

someone (definitely not me) : "[Poor language removed] me, look at that arse."

my mate : "..... that's my daughter mate. And she's 12."

Hahahahahahaha

 

[tommye]

someone (definitely not me) : "[Poor language removed] me, look at that arse."

my mate : "..... that's my daughter mate. And she's 12."

AWESOME!! *high five*

 

[Kurt.]

"They'll never find me in here" Saddam Hussein

 

[Kurt.]

" on GOT* tee hee hee*, in works time *tee hee* on their computer *tee hee*, they will never know" Nik ...2012

 

[roydo]

"Yeah, a Take That concert then back to yours sounds great boss".

Andy Carroll

 

[peteblue]

I have a cunning plan......Davy Moyes

 

[Kurt.]

just been footy training tonight and heard something i wish i had said , we have a tall gangly fella, about 6foot 5 and skinny as racing snake called Anton who trains with us, well tonight every thing he hit went wrong, also no touch everything bouncing off him , a pretty awful night for him, but the line i laughed at was after he shot 20 yards from only 10 yards out and one of the young lads said to him "ffs Anton, you've got the only feet I know that could write an essay in double writing if i stuck a pen between your toes" it was funny at the time,,,, u probably had to be there i suppose

 

[ijjysmith]

just been footy training tonight and heard something i wish i had said , we have a tall gangly fella, about 6foot 5 and skinny as racing snake called Anton who trains with us, well tonight every thing he hit went wrong, also no touch everything bouncing off him , a pretty awful night for him, but the line i laughed at was after he shot 20 yards from only 10 yards out and one of the young lads said to him "ffs Anton, you've got the only feet I know that could write an essay in double writing if i stuck a pen between your toes" it was funny at the time,,,, u probably had to be there i suppose

Oh you.

 

[chrissyjack]

Possible true story ....

" Put out that bloody cigarette ! "....

Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.