'I Wish I had chosen Manchester United'

[Evertonized]

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/footba...everton-fan’s-man-crush-on-manchester-united/

FFS what a joke of a fan.

 

[Tubey]

As a self-confessed armchair Evertonian with no ties to the club or the Merseyside area whatsoever...

*Stops reading*

 

[Goat]

We had a United fan or 2 in School, thats when it wasnt cool to support them, they got a dogs life to be fair.

But it was never really an option for me, I was taken to a few RS games as a binlid, then a few Everton games, red was never my colour.

 

[Deano]

Clearly not written by an Evertonian, Written by someone trolling and trying to get Evertonians to bite. Don't give him the attention he doesn't deserve.

 

[Sam Clough]

I'm from Morecambe and never really supported a team untill i was about 8 or 9 but it was the passion that pushed me to the blues and have been fanatic ever since

 

[Basil Fawlty]

You don't choose to be an Evertonian, you're chosen.

 

[davek]

That site a wind up? I'm reading this one about an Evertonian scared of the return of Dalglish: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/footba...head-an-everton-fan-on-liverpools-king-kenny/

Apparetly he's our bogeyman managerial figure who made us all feel second best. I remember him as not being half the manager Howard was and for walking out of Anfield straight into Rampton after we sickened the **** in that 4-4 draw.

 

[chicoazul]

It's clearly kopites, buzz off them.

United aren't their rivals anymore and they're hurting bad.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Well I don't know about you lot, but I didn't choose Everton....

 

[spikeman]

Well I don't know about you lot, but I didn't choose Everton....

Exactly. If you had to choose Everton, you're most likely not a real Evertonian.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Troll website. Gotta be.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Given him some helpful hints....perhaps we all should

 

[spikeman]

Given him some helpful hints...perhaps we all should

DO IT

 

[bainesontoast]

This website (Sabotage Times) is known for posting articles just to get people worked up.

 

[Matt Damon]

It's clearly kopites, buzz off them.

United aren't their rivals anymore and they're hurting bad.

15 goals conceded in 5 games. Gang of tits.




I buzz off them. We're EVERTON ergo better than them.