I wish Arteta felt like beating the first man.

[Summerskin]

Don't you?

 

[Goat]

I wish somebody would beat you lad.

 

[chicoazul]

I wish Pienaar would shave his pubic region, undress and stumble into my bedroom under the influence of poppers.

 

[kenada_blue]

I wish somebody would beat you lad.

LOLOLOLOL

 

[a9blue]

I wish he'd learn how to tackle, how to shoot, how to thread a killer pass, how to take a free kick......

 

[artetas sock]

He can beat me with a wet celery stick anytime!

 

[Summerskin]

Don't get me wrong, i'd take a bath with the man any day of the week.

He was just badly pants yesterday.

 

[Neiler]

Not in top form, but you cant put a price on the quality the man pocesses.

Yoiu always back quality.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I wish somebody would beat you lad.

 

[a9blue]

Neiler,a straight forward question. How does this quality manifest itself?

 

[pfim]

I wish he didn't crap the bed on the weekend.

Bad game, he'll bounce back.

 

[Neiler]

Neiler,a straight forward question. How does this quality manifest itself?

In the legs mate!

 

[RussianRebel]

He can beat me with a wet celery stick anytime!

I'll get wet from a asp baton stick.... ( blue irish joke )

 

[ChicagoToffee]

One of the best thread titles in a long while, mate.

 

[Kay20]

Boy, it sure isn't Pienaar who can replace Arteta's corners. I watched Peanuts play in the USA/South Africa match tonight, and he took about 5 corners for the team. Every single one of them ballooned w-a-y past goal. As in further out than Arteta's - didn't even think that was possible.

Even Ian Darke said his corners stank.

P.S. He played 80 minutes.

What is being taught in practice for corners? None of our players can put in a decent corner right now it seems. Minus Banies.