Erm no, i would stab corden in the eyes with a fork.
I could chat with Claire about sport, watch Horse racing etc etc even watch lezza porn together. She is the perfect wife material, just make sure the lights are off when you rattle her.
Gotta say, some of the shouts in here are ones that you wouldn't keep from others.
The Clare Balding shout is what this thread is about, and you know what, i probably would.
Was watching 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown last night, Susie Dent would definitely get it. She gives off that 'innocent' image but i bet ya she is right filth in the bedroom.
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