I reckon

[Goat]

don't get all mardy - i wasn't correcting you, merely commenting that i'd been under a different impression all this time. anyway, they didn't have gcse's in my day.

Wasnt getting mardy mate. Im like a cucumber here.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

Wasnt getting mardy mate. Im like a cucumber here.

long & green?

 

[brado_efc]

long & green?

 

[Goat]

long & green?

No mate, moist and can be used as a sex aid.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

No mate, moist and can be used as a sex aid.

wouldn't a couple of lollipop sticks work better?