I really hope that this is not true

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

do i detect a RED herring, of the smokey variety from the isle of man ?
seriously, this smells fishier than bonny langfords minge.

 

[coyney]

do i detect a RED herring, of the smokey variety from the isle of man ?
seriously, this smells fishier than bonny langfords minge.

Must admit you have been to some funny places