I need a car...

[GrandOldTeam]

... c'mon, someone must have one spare?

 

[heatmeiser]

Cars are bad.

Use public transport.

Or an umbrella.

When teleportation is invented I will be happier than Dave with a pie.

 

[chicoazul]

Mine goes back to the car hire company on Wednesday mate.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Say some bad scall robbed it and let me have it. (the car that is...)

You'll be sort of telling the truth.....

 

[chicoazul]

Right then, I'll leave the keys on the wheel arch.

 

[TX Bill]

Micknick?

 

[Bluelass]

I could lend you a bike but it's a girls bike and you would have to provide your own crossbar.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I could lend you a bike but it's a girls bike and you would have to provide your own crossbar.

*goes to start a thread entitled "I need a crossbar" *

 

[chicoazul]

My bird has bought one temporarily. Its a Ford Ka and she will flog it for £650 when shes finished with it in January. Its sound.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I will buy it in January Ged if it works.

Seriously.

(Honest to god, a serious comment on here...)

 

[Gazdalf]

I will buy it in January Ged if it works.

Seriously.

(Honest to god, a serious comment on here...)

Burn him, burn him

 

[a2b chris]

I will buy it in January Ged if it works.

Seriously.

(Honest to god, a serious comment on here...)

YOU ARE A TART

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I have it sussed lads, blacked out windows and no one will be any the wiser its me driving...

 

[a2b chris]

I have it sussed lads, blacked out windows and no one will be any the wiser its me driving...

BUT YOU WILL KNOW, COULD YOU HANDLE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF?​

 

[chicoazul]

Thats well racist.