I lost my virginity to an alien holographic at the age of FIVE

[heatmeiser]

"What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say "I'm ready" and then the technology I don't understand will take us up to the craft."

That is a wonderful sentence.

 

[Moomin]

He's an elected councillor.

What the actual feck... He should be sectioned, not be an elected official FFS

They all lie to be honest, but his lies are tremendous and hilarious. I would vote for him

 

[Del]

[video=youtube;HiPC7v50EmA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HiPC7v50EmA[/video]

Jesus H Christ...

 

[Muggins]

They all lie to be honest, but his lies are tremendous and hilarious. I would vote for him

Best liar ever, very impressive. He has my vote, why not lol.

Thing is though, IF that really did happen to one of us, we'd either have keep it to ourselves and pay child maintenance in interstellar currency, or end up trying to tell Phillip Scholfield on live TV. Who would believe ya...haha

 

[Tubey]

To be honest, I think it's quite clear he's a victim of a poorly executed Imperius charm and should be sent to St. Mungo's immediately.

 

[steken1]

No what it'd be funny to vote him in just to see what he does.

Bet them aliens are dirty. big tongues for plating yer cheeks

 

[FTY]

 

[Moomin]

Imagine in a council meeting, if its gets heated and someone says "phone the police" he will be like " fcuk da poolice, Queen cat will come with sum homies and fcuk u up bitches "

Imagine him getting elected as an MP, and asking the prime minister what he is going to do about alien CSA harassing him for cash. It would be tremendous.

I demand he replaces Ed Millaband immediately.

 

[Tubey]

Imagine in a council meeting, if its gets heated and someone says "phone the police" he will be like " fcuk da poolice, Queen cat will come with sum homies and fcuk u up bitches "

Imagine him getting elected as an MP, and asking the prime minister what he is going to do about alien CSA harassing him for cash. It would be tremendous.

I demand he replaces Ed Millaband immediately.

Labour would instantly become more electable like.




Sad thing is that I'm not even joking.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Is he related to Boris Johnson ?

 

[potato]

reminds me of the time i lost my virginity to dinosaurs

 

[Bigmaclad]

Watched this earlier today


What a looney

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Milliband will be shyting his pants

 

[toffeejack]

so the lady from the turkish delight advert had sex with a 5 year old boy?

 

[GwladysBlue]

Reminds me of that episode of Frasier!