I have a completely irrational fear of ....................

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Degs62

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We all have them, a little something that gives us the heeby jeebies.

Mine is static electricity, the mere thought of it makes me jumpy and makes the hairs stand on my arms. I believe the nonsense I go through to help Mrs Degs with unloading the tumble drier would make 99% of people laugh hysterically. The kids think it's hilarious to get 'charged up' and then touch me, they have no idea how close they've come to achieving flight, little barstewards.
 

We all have them, a little something that gives us the heeby jeebies.

Mine is static electricity, the mere thought of it makes me jumpy and makes the hairs stand on my arms. I believe the nonsense I go through to help Mrs Degs with unloading the tumble drier would make 99% of people laugh hysterically. The kids think it's hilarious to get 'charged up' and then touch me, they have no idea how close they've come to achieving flight, little barstewards.
just calm down mate.
 

Fire

I'm a total Pyro-Phobiac. Used to hate using bunson burners in schools and didn't even like holding sparklers when I was a kid

I have an irrational fear of getting burned, even when there's little chance of it happening
 
I'm scared of horses, but I can't say it's totally irrational as they are fkn big fkers and I was ran over by one as a kid
 


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