Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
'Hard' lads. the ones who don't need a coat or even a jumper when they go out for a night in the middle of winter. Meanwhile, I'm wrapped up like an eskimo. Which is fine while you're walking through town but when you're in the pub (with no seats available), a drink in one hand and assorted wraps dangling off the other arm, well, you know...
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Cool lads. the ones who turn up at a house party with a model on their arm. It's still mid-winter and the heatings at full blast. As it's a mate's house, you've safely stashed your coat, jumper, scarf, mittens and balaclava in the bedroom. You're standing there with just a polo shirt on, which is sticking to your back, even though you're standing still and knocking back copious amounts of ice cold beer. However, The local Bradd Pitt lookalike has turned up with a polar-neck sweater and a box leather which he proceeds to leave on, despite offers from the hostess to carefully store them. No sign of moisture on this dude's forehead. He'll also have an unbreakable hair-do, which looks capable of cutting through concrete or cling film with equal ease.
Yes, I have issues
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Cool lads. the ones who turn up at a house party with a model on their arm. It's still mid-winter and the heatings at full blast. As it's a mate's house, you've safely stashed your coat, jumper, scarf, mittens and balaclava in the bedroom. You're standing there with just a polo shirt on, which is sticking to your back, even though you're standing still and knocking back copious amounts of ice cold beer. However, The local Bradd Pitt lookalike has turned up with a polar-neck sweater and a box leather which he proceeds to leave on, despite offers from the hostess to carefully store them. No sign of moisture on this dude's forehead. He'll also have an unbreakable hair-do, which looks capable of cutting through concrete or cling film with equal ease.
Yes, I have issues
