I didn’t believe in ghosts until……

[Bilko]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

Relax my friend, that is known where I'm from as " the Houdini ", the perfect turd.

 

[Kurt.]

The pic of the fella who 'shagged the ghost' was something to behold.
He easy mid 60s, obvious hard life, sat there in stockings and suspenders, knob in hand, big daft grin on his face. Think he had a pair of spike heels on as well although I'm not 100% on that detail.

No, that was the special pic I sent you