I Challenge Thee to Poetreeey

[BigBlueConk]

Right.

I have a day off and I am bored.

As GOT regularly demonstrates that it has the most articulate and educated of posters, I thought we could use that intelligence constructivley. (I just made that up)

My first attempt was rubbish, so is my second . Here it is anyway.

To the knowledgable, the rich, the poor,
The giving and the needy,
There will never be a left foot from god
Like that of Kevin Sheedy.

The years rolled on and god popped by,
Sits in the Gladwys when it rains,
Put the idea in Moyes's head,
Said "go sign Leighton Baines".

Leighton grew much confidence,
Taking free kicks - then he scores!
There is no sweeter sound in heaven,
Than Goodison when it roars.

Leighton knew the way to our hearts
and it really is a pity,
He might ply his trade in a chav-grey town
For a team called C-C-Citeh. Size of bid pending.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

Right.

I have a day off and I am bored.

As GOT regularly demonstrates that it has the most articulate and educated of posters, I thought we could use that intelligence constructivley. (I just made that up)

My first attempt was rubbish, so is my second . Here it is anyway.

To the knowledgable, the rich, the poor,
The giving and the needy,
There will never be a left foot from god
Like that of Kevin Sheedy.

The years rolled on and god popped by,
Sits in the Gladwys when it rains,
Put the idea in Moyes's head,
Said "go sign Leighton Baines".

Leighton grew much confidence,
Taking free kicks - then he scores!
There is no sweeter sound in heaven,
Than Goodison when it roars.

Leighton knew the way to our hearts
and it really is a pity,
He might ply his trade in a chav-grey town
For a team called C-C-Citeh. Size of bid pending.

very good, i won't even attempt poetry ,but yeah good stuff there

 

[ToffeeDan]

Something my son wrote recently:

Mao Didn't Have Facial Hair​

Hitler was evil, he had a moustache.
If you let him kiss you he'd give you a rash.
He liked wearing jodhpers and black leather pants
And marching his men back and forth just like ants.
In the wartime Germany state he was head,
But that f*cker was evil, and now he is dead.

Stalin was better, with a rug on his lip.
He liked the odd cuban and whiskey to sip.
Ignore all the purges and killing the Tsar,
'Cause those five year plans got the Russians quite far.
So don't stamp your feet or start pulling your hair
'Cause commies aren't bad and they all like to share.

Now Mao was a badass and really quite arty.
That commie was the life and the soul of the party.
(Though Adolf did paintings that never got sold -
Which may well explain why his mood turned quite cold.)
But drift back to China where they drink tea and sing
Of the glory of mystics who read the I Ching.

But Mao, Stalin and Hitler never went to Zimbabwe.
Otherwise that would explain that nutcase Mugabe.​

 

[BigBlueConk]

Nice politically aware by ToffeeDans boy!

My rejected first attempt was to ripping off 60's cartoon, Dodo the Kid from Outer Space.
Plagerised to fit an Everton player as it were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ZsjRUdw8E

My version:

Mo-fro, the kid from outer space,
Mo-fro, he's known around the place
for his talent and his skills
for his hair-do and his thrills
He's the science fiction Belgium with a smile upon his face,
Mo-fro the kid from outer space! MOFRO!

 

[Caveo]

Poopsmith by Over the Rhine

Not on your arm
Not on your leg
Not in the toast
Not in the eggs
Not on the carpet
Nor the linoleum
Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4

Not on your brother
not on your sis
not on any family member, you might wanna make a list

not on the plants
not in your hair
not on the porch
no, we do not want to share

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4

Not on the swing
not on the slide
not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride
not on the window
not on the wall
no more surprises on the light switch down the hall

hey!

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4

Not in the yard
you're on your honor
don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty...

 

[Degs62]

Poopsmith by Over the Rhine

Not on your arm
Not on your leg
Not in the toast
Not in the eggs
Not on the carpet
Nor the linoleum
Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4

Not on your brother
not on your sis
not on any family member, you might wanna make a list

not on the plants
not in your hair
not on the porch
no, we do not want to share

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4

Not on the swing
not on the slide
not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride
not on the window
not on the wall
no more surprises on the light switch down the hall

hey!

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4

Not in the yard
you're on your honor
don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty...

Now why am I not surprised that this was posted by Caveo

 

[BigBlueConk]

Now why am I not surprised that this was posted by Caveo

was it poop?

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

was it poop?

pooper scooper. i do worry about caveos obsession with defacation though. are you a sewerage worker by any chance.

 

[BigBlueConk]

pooper scooper

excrementally correct

 

[BigBlueConk]

pooper scooper. i do worry about caveos obsession with defacation though. are you a sewerage worker by any chance.

blimey you must have been editing as I was typing!

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

blimey you must have been editing as I was typing!

haha yeah i was, i originally thought you said what is poop? so i had to change what i said lol

 

[Kurt.]

What is it with caveo ?
Even in ditty
The subject matter
Tends to be sh itty

He has an obsession
With peoples ablutions
So my friends I suggest
We come up with solutions

To ban him from GOT
is a cowards reaction
although some of his crap
does deserve an infraction

There is age old punishment
from countries far-flung
To tie caveo to a chair
and smother him with dung

This in theory
should stop caveos craving
should maybe stop his ranting and raving
but my friends , whilst we would all be stood around clapping
I expect dirty caveo would be happily fapping...

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

What is it with caveo ?
Even in ditty
The subject matter
Tends to be sh itty

He has an obsession
With peoples ablutions
So my friends I suggest
We come up with solutions

To ban him from GOT
is a cowards reaction
although some of his crap
does deserve an infraction

There is age old punishment
from countries far-flung
To tie caveo to a chair
and smother him with dung

This in theory
should stop caveos craving
should maybe stop his ranting and raving
but my friends , whilst we would all be stood around clapping
I expect dirty caveo would be happily fapping...

hahahaha fantastic stuff

 

[steken1]

There was an old woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lied on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

I always need a title before I can write my poetry. Last one I did was one for me Ma on Mother's day.