neonleon
Player Valuation: £35m
I appear to have hit a nerve.
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Indeed. Nothing short of a total psychological meltdown, an inner re-evaluation of all my mental preconceptions is occurring. A fugue precipitated by the collapse of long cherished paradigms.
Of course, externally, the only sign of my predicament is a slight tremor in my regimental moustache as I spoon mulligatawny between lips; the bowl facing away from me (of course).