OK bear with me - I've been going to Goodison for 37 years now, my dad since Dixie and his parents from well before Dixie so I'm speaking from the heart and from experience. I just can't figure any this summer's activities out anymore. Here's a summary of the confusion:
1. DK and Wyness
2. Moyes and his contract
3. Players going/injuries
4. Players (not) arriving
5. Kenright making promises/"Everton for sale"
1. DK and Wyness
Part 1. Wyness walks - or fell on his sword - rumours are/were rife about his competence, his ability to deliver, his involvement (or unwillingness to be involved in, depending on who you listen to) transfers. DK gets called in (no real surprise) - many are happy but, as per usual with Everton it's still a bloody mess as we take one step forward, three steps back - no solutions, no Plan Bs and so on. No need to particularly dwell on DK but, nevertheless, it's still not very edifying.
Outcomes: Everton promote from within as CE, produce platitudes on the official site, await EGM 3rd September.
2. Moyes Contract
Davy Moyes promises promises promises to re-sign his contract, there are no problems, we talk every day and so on, yet for the price of a cheap defender we still haven't agreed any terms. It doesn't add up. Help me here but it's a bloody good offer isn't it?
You can also think about the lack of an assistant for 8 months to this scenario if you want..
Outcomes - we await new developments but the bookies have taken a few bets on Moyes going as we know
3. Players going/injuries
McFadden - good business but no replacement.
Stubbs - old news, off the wage bill, no real replacement (Gardner just picked up his wages)
Cahill/Arteta/Hibbert - all suffered bad injury runs - still no suitable back-up lined up in the event of further trouble - you can add Shandy, Baines and Vaughnie to this category if you want!
Carsley - another mystery - we had until June 30th to find an instant replacement or for Moyes to tell Carsley he still had a job here in the first team.
Johnson - wanted first team football, surely that's the simplistic answer. Maybe we needed the money or AJ just saw something we don't see... I don't know. But he was there at the start of the pre-season, he could see he would obviously be in line for a start as things stood at the moment!
Outcome - paper thin squad and youngsters starting in all pre-season games. Even Shandy was in the vanguard!!!
4. Players (not) arriving
Those we have bid for:
Moyesie's so-called List A: Moutinho, M'Bia
Kenright's "secret targets" - Love(?)
Those we might have bid for/could have bid for ("List B") - Smith et al, Gera etc..
Reasons for non-arrival(?):
Inadequate bids
Inadequate wage offers
List A falling by the wayside/staying put..
Surely I can accept that Everton won't get every target, won't arrive overnight etc. But surely a couple of sweetener List B's could have arrived to bolster the squad, keep Moyes happy, add competition for places and so on - we all know the obvious reasons to buy players and you can't just buy and slot in - there's always a need for competition! If Everton want to deal, have enough money from the transfer fund, bolstered by sales of AJ and Faddy as well then they ought to be pulling out all the stops - you can't keep upping the Moutinho offer by half a million - sooner or later you have to reach agreement on a price and then hammer out the small detail. We don't seem to be anywhere near that, yet. If Moutinho is one of four - where's the progress on the other 3? Surely one has to arrive soon. Where are the 5th, 6th, 7th - loan signings?
5. Kenright making promises/"Everton for sale"
We've heard it all before, sometimes they come up with the goods but why make all these platitudes if everything is right, and then, to make matters worse, nothing actually has happened - no signings, no ground progress, no sign of a buyer and so on!!
So, to summarise and answer my own question: What is going on? Why has EVERYTHING the appearance of being pear-shaped and I haven't even touched on season-tickets, new shirt problems.... If Moyes HAS been promised money is he trying to spend it OR not? If he hasn't got what he needs why no B List players or a shedload on one star and a load of B Lists? Why is he staying if he isn't getting what he needs? (And above all why hasn't he signed his contract?) I need answers in order to put 2 and 2 together instead of relying on gut instincts. Where are the players Moyes should be talking directly to in order to bring them in. Where are the offers for players we should have made this summer (and been rejected)?
I'm not going to pretend I know who the right players are but I think I know we need 3-4 decent recruits - ok if it's 2 A Lists (£25M) and 2-3 B Lists (£10M total). I'm even OK with one big star (£18M) and a handful of fillers. Right now I'd take the fillers just to get back to where we were 6-12 months ago cos I really can't figure out why the side we'll be putting on the field come 3 o'clock Saturday isn't anywhere near as good as the notional side we've either allowed to go within the past 12 months or are paying to sit out through injury.
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1. DK and Wyness
2. Moyes and his contract
3. Players going/injuries
4. Players (not) arriving
5. Kenright making promises/"Everton for sale"
1. DK and Wyness
Part 1. Wyness walks - or fell on his sword - rumours are/were rife about his competence, his ability to deliver, his involvement (or unwillingness to be involved in, depending on who you listen to) transfers. DK gets called in (no real surprise) - many are happy but, as per usual with Everton it's still a bloody mess as we take one step forward, three steps back - no solutions, no Plan Bs and so on. No need to particularly dwell on DK but, nevertheless, it's still not very edifying.
Outcomes: Everton promote from within as CE, produce platitudes on the official site, await EGM 3rd September.
2. Moyes Contract
Davy Moyes promises promises promises to re-sign his contract, there are no problems, we talk every day and so on, yet for the price of a cheap defender we still haven't agreed any terms. It doesn't add up. Help me here but it's a bloody good offer isn't it?
You can also think about the lack of an assistant for 8 months to this scenario if you want..
Outcomes - we await new developments but the bookies have taken a few bets on Moyes going as we know
3. Players going/injuries
McFadden - good business but no replacement.
Stubbs - old news, off the wage bill, no real replacement (Gardner just picked up his wages)
Cahill/Arteta/Hibbert - all suffered bad injury runs - still no suitable back-up lined up in the event of further trouble - you can add Shandy, Baines and Vaughnie to this category if you want!
Carsley - another mystery - we had until June 30th to find an instant replacement or for Moyes to tell Carsley he still had a job here in the first team.
Johnson - wanted first team football, surely that's the simplistic answer. Maybe we needed the money or AJ just saw something we don't see... I don't know. But he was there at the start of the pre-season, he could see he would obviously be in line for a start as things stood at the moment!
Outcome - paper thin squad and youngsters starting in all pre-season games. Even Shandy was in the vanguard!!!
4. Players (not) arriving
Those we have bid for:
Moyesie's so-called List A: Moutinho, M'Bia
Kenright's "secret targets" - Love(?)
Those we might have bid for/could have bid for ("List B") - Smith et al, Gera etc..
Reasons for non-arrival(?):
Inadequate bids
Inadequate wage offers
List A falling by the wayside/staying put..
Surely I can accept that Everton won't get every target, won't arrive overnight etc. But surely a couple of sweetener List B's could have arrived to bolster the squad, keep Moyes happy, add competition for places and so on - we all know the obvious reasons to buy players and you can't just buy and slot in - there's always a need for competition! If Everton want to deal, have enough money from the transfer fund, bolstered by sales of AJ and Faddy as well then they ought to be pulling out all the stops - you can't keep upping the Moutinho offer by half a million - sooner or later you have to reach agreement on a price and then hammer out the small detail. We don't seem to be anywhere near that, yet. If Moutinho is one of four - where's the progress on the other 3? Surely one has to arrive soon. Where are the 5th, 6th, 7th - loan signings?
5. Kenright making promises/"Everton for sale"
We've heard it all before, sometimes they come up with the goods but why make all these platitudes if everything is right, and then, to make matters worse, nothing actually has happened - no signings, no ground progress, no sign of a buyer and so on!!
So, to summarise and answer my own question: What is going on? Why has EVERYTHING the appearance of being pear-shaped and I haven't even touched on season-tickets, new shirt problems.... If Moyes HAS been promised money is he trying to spend it OR not? If he hasn't got what he needs why no B List players or a shedload on one star and a load of B Lists? Why is he staying if he isn't getting what he needs? (And above all why hasn't he signed his contract?) I need answers in order to put 2 and 2 together instead of relying on gut instincts. Where are the players Moyes should be talking directly to in order to bring them in. Where are the offers for players we should have made this summer (and been rejected)?
I'm not going to pretend I know who the right players are but I think I know we need 3-4 decent recruits - ok if it's 2 A Lists (£25M) and 2-3 B Lists (£10M total). I'm even OK with one big star (£18M) and a handful of fillers. Right now I'd take the fillers just to get back to where we were 6-12 months ago cos I really can't figure out why the side we'll be putting on the field come 3 o'clock Saturday isn't anywhere near as good as the notional side we've either allowed to go within the past 12 months or are paying to sit out through injury.
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