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Player Valuation: £70m
Cricket Fans , ...
Pyjamarama time again .
As ever , Convicts are looking ominous .
They've even found a new leggy !!!
6/4 he's got a mystery ball by the Gabba in November .
India look like the Dutch at the Footy W/C . Mega talent but more Ego's than my schizophrenic 21st birthday party .
South Africa ; will also be there . Morkel perhaps THE best bowler - pace - at the tournament . Bat and field well , too .
Sri Lanka ; my dark horse . Uny thing , though , they need to avoid this pitch at Barbados . Neutralises the best slow attack in Competition .
West Indies ; have now found bowlers again , and have got Gayle , Shiv' and Sarwan .
If they turn up , poss' finalists .
Pakistan ; decent at this format . Often disappoint but defo could be champions . I doubt it though .
New Zealand ; got the batters if McCullum comes off early . THEN Taylor , Oram , an' Jessie - Freddie's retired , actually , soft arse - Ryder , Styris , can play the cameos they so love . Holding it together , from , 21/4 , off 6 , is another matter . Not enough TOP bowlers , but Bond is back , and Vettori is a scrapper .
Semi's at best .
Eng-er-land ; Question ; Sidebottom - WHY ???
Certainly THE best squad we've taken to ANY limited overs International Competition since the 1991 World Cup Final .
It's a possibility .
I assume they've rested Anderson - perhaps the next best one-day bowler at the Tournament - until the Super 8's - though didn't pick him y'day - , 'cause if Sidebottom stays in , we don't win . Nice lad , bad wig , but not for this level any more .
K.P. , Morgan , Lumb , Kieswetter , even Bresnan can swing it . Broad bats 10 .
We've even got 2 spinners , NOT including K.P.
They can field , too .
So , I'm going for a Mother of ALL Democarcies Vs Inventors of Beer Goggles , Final .
( Pitch plays into Crim's hands , AGAIN , an' they skittle us for not too many , and they steal - see what I did there ??? - , the Trophy .
Milky Bar Kid , rides off back to Alcatraz with the 'Tom .)
Get a decent price on it , too .
We were 10/1 still on Monday .
And did those feet , in Ancient times , walk upon England's Mountains green ???
....
Pyjamarama time again .
As ever , Convicts are looking ominous .
They've even found a new leggy !!!
6/4 he's got a mystery ball by the Gabba in November .
India look like the Dutch at the Footy W/C . Mega talent but more Ego's than my schizophrenic 21st birthday party .
South Africa ; will also be there . Morkel perhaps THE best bowler - pace - at the tournament . Bat and field well , too .
Sri Lanka ; my dark horse . Uny thing , though , they need to avoid this pitch at Barbados . Neutralises the best slow attack in Competition .
West Indies ; have now found bowlers again , and have got Gayle , Shiv' and Sarwan .
If they turn up , poss' finalists .
Pakistan ; decent at this format . Often disappoint but defo could be champions . I doubt it though .
New Zealand ; got the batters if McCullum comes off early . THEN Taylor , Oram , an' Jessie - Freddie's retired , actually , soft arse - Ryder , Styris , can play the cameos they so love . Holding it together , from , 21/4 , off 6 , is another matter . Not enough TOP bowlers , but Bond is back , and Vettori is a scrapper .
Semi's at best .
Eng-er-land ; Question ; Sidebottom - WHY ???
Certainly THE best squad we've taken to ANY limited overs International Competition since the 1991 World Cup Final .
It's a possibility .
I assume they've rested Anderson - perhaps the next best one-day bowler at the Tournament - until the Super 8's - though didn't pick him y'day - , 'cause if Sidebottom stays in , we don't win . Nice lad , bad wig , but not for this level any more .
K.P. , Morgan , Lumb , Kieswetter , even Bresnan can swing it . Broad bats 10 .
We've even got 2 spinners , NOT including K.P.
They can field , too .
So , I'm going for a Mother of ALL Democarcies Vs Inventors of Beer Goggles , Final .
( Pitch plays into Crim's hands , AGAIN , an' they skittle us for not too many , and they steal - see what I did there ??? - , the Trophy .
Milky Bar Kid , rides off back to Alcatraz with the 'Tom .)
Get a decent price on it , too .
We were 10/1 still on Monday .
And did those feet , in Ancient times , walk upon England's Mountains green ???
....