I am Jock, AMA

Vim Fuego · February 20, 2013

I once knew a girl from Leith.

Do you know her ?

bluejock · February 20, 2013

AdamDex1878 said:
If everton played united. Who would you like too win?

Xx

Everton.

This happened in July.

bluejock · February 20, 2013

Vim Fuego said:
I once knew a girl from Leith.

Do you know her ?

I hope to God not.

Bad experience with Leith girls as a naive 17 year old.

scratchnsurf · February 20, 2013

Excluding humans, which type of mammal is currently closest to you?

The T-Dex · February 20, 2013

It did didn't it. Short memory.

Would you rather play hide the sausage with a guy or soggy biscuit with a tranny hooker?

Deleted member 28206 · February 20, 2013

WTF IS A BATTERED SAUSAGE

bluejock · February 20, 2013

scratchnsurf said:
Excluding humans, which type of mammal is currently closest to you?

An otter.

bluejock · February 20, 2013

AdamDex1878 said:
It did didn't it. Short memory.

Would you rather play hide the sausage with a guy or soggy biscuit with a tranny hooker?

Both x

bluejock · February 20, 2013

Bryan said:
WTF IS A BATTERED SAUSAGE

Do they not do battered sausage in your chippy? Bet they do chow mein though.

Weird scousers with your Chinese/chip shop hybrids.

Moomin · February 20, 2013

Bryan said:
WTF IS A BATTERED SAUSAGE

A thing of beauty after numerous pints.

bluejock · February 20, 2013

Moomin said:
A thing of beauty after numerous pints.

A battered smoked sausage is even better.

scratchnsurf · February 20, 2013

bluejock said:
An otter.

I should clarify. I meant in terms of proximity, rather than similarity or affection, although you could give an answer for each.

bluejock · February 20, 2013

scratchnsurf said:
I should clarify. I meant in terms of proximity, rather than similarity or affection, although you could give an answer for each.

Oh.

A cat called Lucky.

Vim Fuego · February 20, 2013

Michelle Mone is fookin' gorgeous.

Any chance of putting a word infor me ?

The girl that I knew from Leith worked in a hotel in the area.

Me and you could have plunged the same clunge ! Jeremy Kyle material.

bluejock · February 20, 2013

Vim Fuego said:
Michelle Mone is fookin' gorgeous.

Any chance of putting a word infor me ?

The girl that I knew from Leith worked in a hotel in the area.

Me and you could have plunged the same clunge ! Jeremy Kyle material.

Did she steal your wallet after as well?

Michelle Mone is incredible. And her second name is Mone like moan. You could have endless fun with that.