I am Goat AMA

[Goat]

Ask Me Anything.

 

[ijjysmith]

Dear Mr Goat,

Please can you tell me what you did to yourself the night Mikel Arteta left Everton?


Thanks

Ijjysmith

X

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Length and girth?

 

[Matt Damon]

Ask Me Anything.

Dear Goat,

What did you have for your tea tonight?

Regards,

Matt Damon

 

[Goat]

Dear Mr Goat,

Please can you tell me what you did to yourself the night Mikel Arteta left Everton?


Thanks

Ijjysmith

X

I was a little upset and very angry, he was my idol.

Length and girth?

Not sure never really measured, quite average tho it must be said.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

If you could live as anyone else for a day, who would it be?

 

[Alio]

Hi Goat

Big fan here

Do the clocks change this weekend?

Thanks

 

[Goat]

Dear Goat,

What did you have for your tea tonight?

Regards,

Matt Damon

As per normal on a Sunday I eat whatever my g/f makes me and the kids.

Today she made chicken pie, Roast pots, green beans, yorkys and some weird gravy with mushrooms, onions and for some strange reason cut up sausages.

It was quite nice.

 

[chicoazul]

What's your calorific intake for an average Tuesday to the nearest ten thousand?

Did you honestly admire my white t shirt?

 

[heatmeiser]

Have you ever masturbated to something, then felt shame immediately afterwards? If so, what was it (pics would be great too)?

 

[Goat]

If you could live as anyone else for a day, who would it be?

Fergie from Black Eyed Peas.

I would spend the day in bed.

Hi Goat

Big fan here

Do the clocks change this weekend?

Thanks

Next weekend I think.

 

[bluejock]

Dear Mr M Goat, DFC MD BSc MBE FAT

Friend or foe? Tea or coffee? Sharky or George? Digestive or hobknob?

Love Jockles

Kisses

 

[chicoazul]

Dear Goat,

What time zone is your belly in?

What time zone is your arse in?

How much does your shadow weigh?

 

[heatmeiser]

As per normal on a Sunday I eat whatever my g/f makes me and the kids.

Today she made chicken pie, Roast pots, green beans, yorkys and some weird gravy with mushrooms, onions and for some strange reason cut up sausages.

It was quite nice.

Hahaha. That made me laugh quite a lot.

Is she a bit odd?

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

What is your supermarket of choice?