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[chicoazul]

But it means they're more likely to give me a blowjob later.

Quite ingenious that. I may try it out. I'll report back.

 

[chicoazul]

That has a much more literal meaning to me as I crashed my first car in Parkgate.

Mad me yano.

Were you smashed? Everyone else sitting off down there is I found.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It wasn't relevant at all. I just put it in there for BLF to pick up on.

*beams*

And we are stuck up those bitches! Am I right lad? Waheeeyyy lad!

AHAHAHAA 2 ryt lad!

 

[Bungle]

Romance is over rated anyway mate. You're probably making lids feel incredibly guilty which takes the sexy after glow away. They want to lie there thinking that they made you pull a face like you're having a fit too.

My Mrs used to have fits, she once started having one midway through sex and I had no idea what to do, I held on for the ride for a minute or so then realised I was being a bit out of order, true story.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Were you smashed? Everyone else sitting off down there is I found.

No, that came a bit later on in my adolescence. I was actually delivering pizzas for Dominos.

Like a boss.

 

[toffeejack]

drugs is bad kid.

 

[chicoazul]

My Mrs used to have fits, she once started having one midway through sex and I had no idea what to do, I held on for the ride for a minute or so then realised I was being a bit out of order, true story.

I'd have been made up thinking she was multipling.

Well in mate. You done your deed as a gentleman.

 

[Kurt.]

Interesting to see what 'people' think about this site.

Pomp Up the Jam !!

Pomp it up while your feet are stomping..!!

 

[chicoazul]

No, that came a bit later on in my adolescence. I was actually delivering pizzas for Dominos.

Like a boss.

Even better. Most of that pizza was destined for people who were smashed anyway. They'll have been fuming.

What's your favourite Dominos pizza, since you've got an inside knowledge of the trade?

 

[Allezfan]

Even better. Most of that pizza was destined for people who were smashed anyway. They'll have been fuming.

What's your favourite Dominos pizza, since you've got an inside knowledge of the trade?

And how many of them are made of spunk covered rat meat?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Even better. Most of that pizza was destined for people who were smashed anyway. They'll have been fuming.

What's your favourite Dominos pizza, since you've got an inside knowledge of the trade?

Aye. They would have been fuming that I'd robbed them of their munchies.

Mighty Meaty, hands down. Just don't ever get a Double Decadence as you will definitely vomit.

 

[Kurt.]

Meh...i'm with Carlos on this one..... but it's thanks to people from the 80's acid boom that I have a job ha ha ...the paranoid muvverfookers

 

[bluebottle]

And how many of them are made of spunk covered rat meat?

They've stopped making the rattychewy after complaints.

 

[Azzurri]

Stick a Gary in her anal cavity init bruv. Get me