How will you be spending your footy free Saturday?

[Diogenes the Cynic]

With the Corona virus cancelling the footy schedule before moving on to the human race it means we have a Saturday open to all delights and possibilities.

How will you spend yours?

I suppose in an ideal world I'd just spend it buying toilet paper all day.

 

[chrismpw]

Hopefully taking delivery of the milling machine I agreed to buy 3 weeks ago. There have been 4 aborted attempts to deliver it already by the seller (its enormous and weighs (literally) 1 tonne and seems to not know what he's doing shifting big stuff).

I've been like a kid stuck on Christmas eve for a week, with Christmas never actually coming around.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hopefully taking delivery of the milling machine I agreed to buy 3 weeks ago. There have been 4 aborted attempts to deliver it already by the seller (its enormous and weighs (literally) 1 tonne and seems to not know what he's doing shifting big stuff).

I've been like a kid stuck on Christmas eve for a week, with Christmas never actually coming around.

Milling.

Going back to the original crafts.

Going to see the Miller. The old grouchy Miller.

You will do well in our new society Miller.

 

[Paris]

As they say in Ireland, 'feck all'.

 

[bigjonny]

Going to watch Bradford (Park Avenue) v Curzon Ashton.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Seriously, I just don't know. There's al big hole in my life that no amount of toilet roll can fill.

 

[Vegas Toffee Girl]

With minimal tourists here, I'm planning all sorts of adventures!

 

[paultheblue]

At the moment looking out the window hoping for rain so that mowing the grass is not an option.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Good idea, buy a man a baseball bat and he may kill one or two in the zombie apocalypse to come before it snaps, but buy that man a milling machine and he can make as many bats or sharp pointed weapons as he likes.

The Miller is a curmudgeonly yet kind soul who only wants to mill flour in his frail years.

Yet he will be forced back one last time into his blazer to become "Teach" and hand out lessons of bloody justice to the rioting youths who dare to trespass on his manor.

Tooting sensual survival squad welcomes you Teach.

 

[Blue 1]

Probably by being a bit less fed up at 4:50 on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[john jako]

I’m going to embrace a few supermarkets. I’ll take deep breaths and not get wound up by it.

 

[toffee82]

House stuff.

I bought 180kg of stone chippings yesterday and then the car wouldn't start. Had to get a tow to a garage. Returned the chippings first.

Gonna go and buy some paint and do the inside of the house. I can get paint locally on foot. If some unfortunate event follows I will give up on the practical stuff and order whisky on Amazon until it all blows over.

 

[MikeH72]

Widnes FC v Dunston, up the whites

 

[Exeter_Gently]

House stuff.

I bought 180kg of stone chippings yesterday and then the car wouldn't start. Had to get a tow to a garage. Returned the chippings first.

Gonna go and buy some paint and do the inside of the house. I can get paint locally on foot. If some unfortunate event follows I will give up on the practical stuff and order whisky on Amazon until it all blows over.

I absolutely mean this with the greatest of respect but that sounds awful.

 

[mahermi1]

With the Corona virus cancelling the footy schedule before moving on to the human race it means we have a Saturday open to all delights and possibilities.

How will you spend yours?

I suppose in an ideal world I'd just spend it buying toilet paper all day.

Remember when we used to throw toilet rolls onto the pitch...ahh the good old days.