Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
I have found this morning that unloading has rid me of a lot of angst.
The local scrote has just razzed round the corner on his Monster 'ped..... on the feckin path while my Mrs & kids were walking on it. Straight round there, his 'arl fella was there and said basically, "I understand and now that he's 16 he deserves whatever comes his way, you want to try living with the prick."
Walking back round I could here his noisy contraption approaching, he stopped to talk to his employer, this is the bit where I became Samuel L Jackson for a moment and give him a stern ticking off in a vexed manner. His boss weren't too pleased to have sunday morning outside his gaff turning into Tripoli.
The lad came round all sheepish and full of apologies, so I pointed out that he was acting the dick on his own doorstep with everyone knowing who he is, and it might be a good idea if when he is trying to be Valentino Rossi he doesn't do it with the name of his Boss's Company emblazoned all over his back.
I could here the coin drop as he realised that he is a prick.
The local scrote has just razzed round the corner on his Monster 'ped..... on the feckin path while my Mrs & kids were walking on it. Straight round there, his 'arl fella was there and said basically, "I understand and now that he's 16 he deserves whatever comes his way, you want to try living with the prick."
Walking back round I could here his noisy contraption approaching, he stopped to talk to his employer, this is the bit where I became Samuel L Jackson for a moment and give him a stern ticking off in a vexed manner. His boss weren't too pleased to have sunday morning outside his gaff turning into Tripoli.
The lad came round all sheepish and full of apologies, so I pointed out that he was acting the dick on his own doorstep with everyone knowing who he is, and it might be a good idea if when he is trying to be Valentino Rossi he doesn't do it with the name of his Boss's Company emblazoned all over his back.
I could here the coin drop as he realised that he is a prick.
