TGW89
Player Valuation: £35m
I suggest we turn the pitch into a real life version of that Minesweeper game, obviously the African nations will have an advantage but we'd soon catch up, and even if we didn't then the worst that happens is Gerrard and Co get blown up, it's win win really. Obviously I've arranged for Everton players to be flown home early.
So do Baines, Jags, Barkley and possibly Stones
EDIT: I need to read the full statement (re: everton players flown home) before posting....










