how to entertain a 39 year old

[Goat]

Did she just insult my Male pride???

/beats chest and whips out big girthy womb raider.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Yeah we defo dont deserve the females of this world, if I was female, I would defo be a stamp licker.

most of 'em have their own 1st class franking machine.

 

[little curly alan ball]

ok so you've pulled a 19 year old girl 20 years ago & its gone stale. how would you entertain her at your place? no webcams sorry boys

Show her where the washing machine is, and tell her , " To get the fukn tea on !!! "

L.C.A.B. ; nails - though dosses from Hayee for the next fortnight - .

 

[bluebastardo]

I would check the receipt for any warranty left first before making a decision.

"Excuse me, but about this women. I want my money back!"
"Why Sir?"
"She cooks from a tin, never gives me sex, lives infront of the television, and farts in her sleep!"
"Let me just check if any warranty is left. When did you get her?"
"20 years ago!"
"I'm sorry Sir, but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do for you this time".
"Why?"
"All appears to be working normally Sir".

 

[Hayee]

I would check the receipt for any warranty left first before making a decision.

"Excuse me, but about this women. I want my money back!"
"Why Sir?"
"She cooks from a tin, never gives me sex, lives infront of the television, and farts in her sleep!"
"Let me just check if any warranty is left. When did you get her?"
"20 years ago!"
"I'm sorry Sir, but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do for you this time".
"Why?"
"All appears to be working normally Sir".

you just killed the thread..

 

[Goku]

i opted for the england match

 

[little curly alan ball]

i opted for the england match

... But got her to mop the floor while you did , though , eh ???
Eh ???

 

[bluebastardo]

you just killed the thread..

Life experience is invaluable.