How sane are we?

bluebastardo · March 25, 2010

I've decided I'm mentally ill, and thinking about handing myself over to the men in white uniforms.... once the season has finished of course.

How mentally ill are you?

Here is a list of some illnesses, and their symptoms:

Did you see any you like?

I have about 15 lol.

coyney · March 25, 2010

When you get there,say hello to Reidy and his Reidettes :lol:

Gwladys St. Glory · March 25, 2010

I have every single one of them but, thankfully...there's a drug for every single one of them. Big pharma, they've got your back.

No, really...

bluebastardo · March 25, 2010

Hey ........... I'm serious here. I'm flippin' loopy. I mean I really do have most of those issues. :unsure:

Can I be saved? :blink:

Bundy · March 25, 2010

I'm sane. You lot are all cookoo though. You should all be in white coats.

Gwladys St. Glory · March 25, 2010

bluebastardo said:
I'm flippin' loopy. I mean I really do have most of those issues.

That's what happens when you cold turkey on the nicotine...the hunger has taken you!

Mwahahahahahaaaa!!

bluebastardo · March 25, 2010

Today, I've eaten: 5 current scones, pot super noodle, 2 large bowls of Doritos, with Jalapeno peppers, and salsa, a bowl of chocolate pudding and custard, a few cups of tea, and 2 cans of Carlsberg. I also had about 12 boiled sweets.
Only 20 mins work out.
Today, was not, a good day lol. :lol:

Compare that to yesterday:

2 glasses of grapefruit juice, 1 apple, 1 banana, 1 grapefruit, 1 orange, 1 fruit yoghurt, 8 boiled sweets, 1 scone, 1 portion of chips, curry, chicken fried rice. 2 hours workout. b)

Today, I was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad bastardo.

Bundy · March 25, 2010

Do you guys have "the biggest loser" over there (the show, not Goat).

Whitebootman · March 25, 2010

I don't seem to have any of those illnesses myself, but I may be a carrier.

Mutzo Nutzo · March 25, 2010

I regularly suffer from PTSD...usually following Everton games....However after last night I'm H.A.P.P.Y

Hayee · March 25, 2010

I'm totally bonkers but i function adequately

Matt Damon · March 25, 2010

bluebastardo said:
I've decided I'm mentally ill, and thinking about handing myself over to the men in white uniforms.... once the season has finished of course.

How mentally ill are you?

Here is a list of some illnesses, and their symptoms:

Adjustment Disorder
Agoraphobia
Alcohol/Substance Abuse
Anorexia Nervosa
Antisocial Personality Disorder
Attention-Deficit Disorder (ADD, ADHD)
Autistic Disorder
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Bipolar Disorder
Borderline Personality Disorder
Bulimia Nervosa
Conduct Disorder
Cyclothymia Disorder
Delusional Disorder
Dementia (Alcoholic, Alzheimer's type)
Dependent Personality Disorder
Dissociative Identity Disorder
Dysthymic Disorder
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Histrionic Personality Disorder
Major Depressive Disorder
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder
Oppositional-Defiant Disorder
Panic Disorder
Paranoid Personality Disorder
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)
Schizoaffective Disorder
Schizoid Personality Disorder
Schizophrenia
Schizotypal Personality Disorder
Separation Anxiety Disorder
Social Phobia
Specific Phobia
Tourette's Disorder

Did you see any you like?

I have about 15 lol.