How Many Cockroaches

[McBain]

Do you spot in a cafe before you

A. Leave
B. Have a word with the Manager
C. Freeeaak out and start scaring the staff.

I was in a nice little cafe called 'the bookshop cafe' and I saw FOUR before my brekkie came.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Gran Canaria.

There were that many I started chatting up the fit ones.

 

[Azzurri]

D. Don't go to cafes which have cockroaches in the first place.

 

[chicoazul]

As BBB said, I bet you it's nothing compared to the Canary Islands. Loads of them and massive.

Azzuri (Tenerife and Lanzarote lad).

One of my best mates ate seventeen of them on Fear Factor ffs. He bought me a PS2 with his winnings.

Viva cockroaches.

 

[The T-Dex]

Would I feck go on fear factor.

Remember the odd few in lanzarote. Fuertaventura was well worse from what I remember

 

[Azzurri]

As a smashed 15 year old on holiday I picked a dead one up thinking it was the phone I'd just dropped. **** me. Traumatic. It was the size of a dog.

 

[McBain]

D. Don't go to cafes which have cockroaches in the first place.

I'd already ordered and paid and was settling in to a nice story in the paper about the Missing link from China.

Do you even have cockies in England?

It was the Brown Banded type. The German ones are the absolute worst. They get into everything electrical. You'll find them living in your Time display on your Microwave.

 

[chicoazul]

Would I feck go on fear factor.

Remember the odd few in lanzarote. Fuertaventura was well worse from what I remember

Spent good time in Fuerteventura in the arse end of nowhere. Weird place that.

I think it's a general Canary Island thing. Tenerife is the worst I've seen like.

 

[Julio Ananas]

I'd already ordered and paid and was settling in to a nice story in the paper about the Missing link from China.

Do you even have cockies in England?

It was the Brown Banded type. The German ones are the absolute worst. They get into everything electrical. You'll find them living in your Time display on your Microwave.

RACIALIST!

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

The big ones bother me less than the little German bastardos, they run in herds FFS...my first apt. back in the day was riddled with them and if you're in an apt. there's just no getting rid of them 'cause they're obviously using some slobs abode above or next to you as a base of operations and just pulling the blitz everywhere else.

Germans, what have they ever done for us!?

 

[chicoazul]

RACIALIST!

J-ventura, you like cucarachas?

 

[The T-Dex]

Fuertaventura is so wierd, like a completely different place to Lanzarote but visible across a small band of sea.

Anyway on the topic of cockroaches, scarface uses it as an insult so they is bad. Never understand why they have them in zoos, hardly rare are they or exotic even

 

[JamesBT]

Fuertaventura is so wierd, like a completely different place to Lanzarote but visible across a small band of sea.

Anyway on the topic of cockroaches, scarface uses it as an insult so they is bad. Never understand why they have them in zoos, hardly rare are they or exotic even

Focking Cock-a-roach

 

[The T-Dex]

Also Kim jong il was a cockroach in Team America.

 

[Azzurri]

Some mental kid who sat next to me in maths (alphabetical ffs) kept like 10 giant African cockroaches or something like that. He showed me pictures of them, they were as big as his hand and cost a bomb for some reason.

People are weird.