How many birds would you smash in your workplace?

Summerskin · October 30, 2012

I work two jobs, so I count 19.

You?

Foot Long Hot Dog · October 30, 2012

None, they're all, without exception, grim.

bluejock · October 30, 2012

Four.

But none because I'm a happily married man.

Four.

BigDunc'sFod · October 30, 2012

I work in an arts school, with a load of dancers, actors, singers and musicians.

There are a lot.

pfim · October 30, 2012

All of them.

But none because I'm a happily married man.

All of them.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · October 30, 2012

Sole Trader, I smash myself regularly.

Baines' left foot · October 30, 2012

None, as I don't work with any women.

I knobbed a girl who I worked with once, make it well awkward afterwards though.

ArtetaMagic · October 30, 2012

Probably about 5 or 6 but only one of them is actually hot.

EFCNIK · October 30, 2012

None. I have done once though. Staff night out and smashed it in the toilet of a club. Her boyfriend was my supervisor. Still to this day don't know if he found or not but he never said anything. She was horrendous though, defo not worth it.

Foot Long Hot Dog · October 30, 2012

I've done load of them over the years, in different work places (I'm happily married now) & it's never a good move really, particularly if you go through a few of them over time. It can get proper awkward, best to leave work & shagging seperate is my advice.

Summerskin · October 30, 2012

Don't sh*t on your own doorstep as they say.

PaddyG · October 30, 2012

Three. Be interested to know the answer to the question how many birds HAVE you smashed in your workplace?

micknick · October 30, 2012

bluejock said:
Four.

But none because I'm a happily married man.

Four.

This just made me barrell laugh. Superb

milks · October 30, 2012

Sausagefest in here.

It'd be tribunal city if we ever employed any girls.

johnnydawg68 · October 30, 2012

This is the downside of working from home. It's just me during the day.

I also work at a restaurant and they come and go. Right now I'd say there's only one I would really love to nail, but there have been many others, and hopefully we start hiring some hotties soon. The quality is poor lately.