Godzilla and Andy Townsend are quite alike really. While Godzilla destroys the cities of Japan with pure rampage, Townsend smashes the myth that ex footballers make the best football commentators with similar rage.
To be honest, if i saw on the news that Godzilla was actually destroying Tokyo. I would have to contemplate if that was worse than the news Andy Townsend will be doing commentary at this years world cup for itv.
As would the Japanese
They'd be running screaming "RUN IT'S GODZILLA, HE'LL KILL US ALL!"
"OH WELL, AT LEAST IT'S NOT ANDY TOWNSEND"