How do you deal with...

[Blooy]

People at work who hate you and conspire to get you sacked.

 

[Allezfan]

Put the frighteners up them. SHow them you're not a man to mess with.

I'd suggest you, kill their cats and wear their skins as shoes.

 

[ijjysmith]

Dob them in to superiors.

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[noharmdone]

Graffiti in the bogs mate..
Proper nasty stuff.

 

[malfosse]

Spread rumours about them being a bit of a thief, then plant your wallet in their belongings, or better still upon their person, job done.

 

[Allezfan]

Take a half day off sick and make sure that when your coworkers come home you are balls deep into their living companion (wife, daughter, father, family pet, whatever) and that you're facing the door.

Then just maintain eye contact until they bow their head in shame and recognise you as the superior specimen.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Set fire to their desks

 

[heatmeiser]

Are they conspiring against you because of something you have done?

It might be because you're not pulling your weight at work, or they think you're taking liberties with breaks or late, liquid lunches.

Take a look at yourself and make sure there is nothing you would change, before you take it up with the management (or wear their cats as shoes).

This might all stem from you feeling bored at work or frustrated. You might want to inject passion and life back into your work - even something as small as a new tie or 'crazy' socks can spark something deep inside - just make sure not to quit.

As Camus said "Without work, all life goes rotten. But when work is soulless, life stifles and dies."

 

[steken1]

Take a note of every single comment, communication and rumour you hear.

then get on the bugle with a bottle of Vodka, read them all, and go round to theirs and torch them alive in the garden!

 

[DanEFC92]

[video=youtube;oRpej75hONw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRpej75hONw[/video]

 

[canuckblue]

Thallium in their tea.

 

[bumper31]

Ignore

 

[Kurt.]

I can sort it for 200 quid mate.

i can hire a gangster for 100 and keep the change

 

[Warwick Hunt]

People at work who hate you and conspire to get you sacked.

is that you David?

 

[Blooy]

Are they conspiring against you because of something you have done?

It might be because you're not pulling your weight at work, or they think you're taking liberties with breaks or late, liquid lunches.

Take a look at yourself and make sure there is nothing you would change, before you take it up with the management (or wear their cats as shoes).

This might all stem from you feeling bored at work or frustrated. You might want to inject passion and life back into your work - even something as small as a new tie or 'crazy' socks can spark something deep inside - just make sure not to quit.

As Camus said "Without work, all life goes rotten. But when work is soulless, life stifles and dies."

Good post.