How do we stop Van Der Vaart?!

ijjysmith · October 17, 2010

I don't know why I'm even thinking about next week already after today but I am. Think it may be as my bruv is a Spurs fan and after we won he sent me a text saying 'you won't get it that easy against a real side'. Yes, my brother is somewhat of a git.

Now I reckon we can do Spurs but only if we stop their main man, who let's face it, is awesome.

Anyone got any ideas on how to stop him being ace?

Topblue · October 17, 2010

Johnny h has big pockets to put him in, thats why he was saving himself today.

Deleted member 28206 · October 17, 2010

Guns? Knives?

ijjysmith · October 17, 2010

Bryan said:
Guns? Knives?

Good answers. I was thinking of getting Rhino Unsworth back in for one match and take a red card for the team!

Phil Neville Superstar · October 17, 2010

Break his legs.

chicoazul · October 17, 2010

Who cares?

Let them worry about how they stop Nigeria's one man assault machine.

Dutch Toffee · October 17, 2010

Phil Neville Superstar said:
Break his legs.

That would do, or just kidnap his wife.

Clint Planet · October 17, 2010

Tranquiliser darts.

bluebloodinmyveins · October 17, 2010

Dutch Toffee said:
That would do, or just kidnap his wife.

I volunteer for that assignment.

Matt Damon · October 17, 2010

chicoazul said:
Who cares?

Let them worry about how they stop Nigeria's one man assault machine.

THIS.

ijjysmith · October 17, 2010

chicoazul said:
Who cares?

Let them worry about how they stop Nigeria's one man assault machine.

They can't worry about that because it's...

artetas sock · October 17, 2010

Don't eat pickled onions!

Clint Planet · October 17, 2010

laxatives.

Brownie · October 17, 2010

Go back in time, get Bill Kenwright to register himself as an official charity and bombard shoppers at supermarkets with collection tins. Raise just enough to pay for Pienaar's wages and the same for Van der Vaart plus his transfee fee and whatever else we need for tea.

SuffolkBlue · October 17, 2010

As they play away to Inter on Wednesday then an early kick off against us Saturday I think they will have more headaches than us. The Centre backs for a start can't play 10 minutes without getting injured let alone 2 games and they have to deal with an inform Cahill. If Coleman gets the nod again Ekotto won't know what's hit him. Yaks gaining fitness and form, judging by today he will be scoring very soon. As for VDV, Jagielka will show him what a proper defender looks like.