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Player Valuation: £15m
How can you not support the manager and support the team?
Walter Smith.
I bloody hated Walter Smith.
He wasn't good enough; a slap in the face after Kendall (ableit Kendall's Godfather 3 spell in charge).
Sacked in March 2002 -- just as I was returning to the UK for the first time in a decade with a chance to finally see my beloved blues in person again.
Two years later I'm singing "Champions league we're having a laugh" as Arsenal knock in their fifth or sixth ... David Moyes got us to the Champions League and was therefore responsible for a mantelpiece moment in my Everton life (not that horrible match obviously but the whole chase for 4th that season).
"4th isn't a trophy mate!"
It isn't? Thank god you're here I was so lost without you! It's my mantelpiece and since the first full Everton match I got to see was the 1985 Cup Final I have a LOT of room on my mantelpiece. I'm glad you filled yours up in the 60's and early 80's ... I look forward to buying it all at your estate sale.
If you're fighting relegation it seems simple: hope you win and then hope the crappy manager gets fired after you finish 17th.
I don't understand how you could have hated Moyes and not hate Koeman. The contrast in their reputation as players must blind people to the reality of them as managers.
I hate hating the Everton manager.
How did those of you who disliked Martinez or Moyes deal with the conflict?
Red Christmas tree having, Lukaku tapping upper, telling players there is no chance of us winning the leaguer ... oh he's just a straight talker. He seems to talk his way out of a job within a few years everywhere he works -- 9 jobs in 13 or so years of working as a manager ... and everywhere he goes they sing his praises non stop after he leaves!
See we have a new reality now. It doesn't matter what people do; it only matters if everyone's opposite did it first.
You know! Your opposite!
You don't have an opposite? Oh you have to get an opposite!
Donald Trump did (A) ... yeah but Hillary Clinton did (A) .. therefore it doesn't matter that Donald Trump did (A).
Get it?
Try again!
Ronald Koeman did (N) ... yeah but Martinez and Moyes (N)'d it up ... and now it doesn't matter that Koeman did (N).
Fly a plan over Goodison because we finished 11th and then call people knee-jerkers.
Moshiri's money seems dirty ... yeah but Chelsea and City's money is dirty ... and now it doesn't matter!
Just get yourself an opposite and then you every lousy, dirty, crappy thing you do is not your fault as long as your opposite did it first ... or even might do it in the future!
Moshiri keeps making mistakes ... like really basic mistakes ... mistakes that would worry me under almost any circumstances ... luckily he has an opposite! So he's got a decade at least where nobody can point out any issue with him as an owner without someone who learned to debate from Russian trolls saying "Bill Kenwright" back at them a thousand times as if that in any way impacts Moshiri.
(While Kenwright's past actions don't influence Moshiri his current thoughts do ... because Moshiri thinks he's smart and values his advice. So we're all going to be just fine.)
Let's talk about Everton!
"I think Koeman's problem is ..."
"MARTINEZ!"
"What? No I just think tactically I'm not seeing much from Koeman in regard to ..."
"MOYES!"
"Okay fine but surely Moshiri's recent comments about his undying admiration for Steven Gerrard gave you ..."
"KENWRIGHT!"
"Yeah you're right everything is great right now. We're playing some great football. Joy to watch."
"KOEMAN!"
Walter Smith.
I bloody hated Walter Smith.
He wasn't good enough; a slap in the face after Kendall (ableit Kendall's Godfather 3 spell in charge).
Sacked in March 2002 -- just as I was returning to the UK for the first time in a decade with a chance to finally see my beloved blues in person again.
Two years later I'm singing "Champions league we're having a laugh" as Arsenal knock in their fifth or sixth ... David Moyes got us to the Champions League and was therefore responsible for a mantelpiece moment in my Everton life (not that horrible match obviously but the whole chase for 4th that season).
"4th isn't a trophy mate!"
It isn't? Thank god you're here I was so lost without you! It's my mantelpiece and since the first full Everton match I got to see was the 1985 Cup Final I have a LOT of room on my mantelpiece. I'm glad you filled yours up in the 60's and early 80's ... I look forward to buying it all at your estate sale.
If you're fighting relegation it seems simple: hope you win and then hope the crappy manager gets fired after you finish 17th.
I don't understand how you could have hated Moyes and not hate Koeman. The contrast in their reputation as players must blind people to the reality of them as managers.
I hate hating the Everton manager.
How did those of you who disliked Martinez or Moyes deal with the conflict?
Red Christmas tree having, Lukaku tapping upper, telling players there is no chance of us winning the leaguer ... oh he's just a straight talker. He seems to talk his way out of a job within a few years everywhere he works -- 9 jobs in 13 or so years of working as a manager ... and everywhere he goes they sing his praises non stop after he leaves!
See we have a new reality now. It doesn't matter what people do; it only matters if everyone's opposite did it first.
You know! Your opposite!
You don't have an opposite? Oh you have to get an opposite!
Donald Trump did (A) ... yeah but Hillary Clinton did (A) .. therefore it doesn't matter that Donald Trump did (A).
Get it?
Try again!
Ronald Koeman did (N) ... yeah but Martinez and Moyes (N)'d it up ... and now it doesn't matter that Koeman did (N).
Fly a plan over Goodison because we finished 11th and then call people knee-jerkers.
Moshiri's money seems dirty ... yeah but Chelsea and City's money is dirty ... and now it doesn't matter!
Just get yourself an opposite and then you every lousy, dirty, crappy thing you do is not your fault as long as your opposite did it first ... or even might do it in the future!
Moshiri keeps making mistakes ... like really basic mistakes ... mistakes that would worry me under almost any circumstances ... luckily he has an opposite! So he's got a decade at least where nobody can point out any issue with him as an owner without someone who learned to debate from Russian trolls saying "Bill Kenwright" back at them a thousand times as if that in any way impacts Moshiri.
(While Kenwright's past actions don't influence Moshiri his current thoughts do ... because Moshiri thinks he's smart and values his advice. So we're all going to be just fine.)
Let's talk about Everton!
"I think Koeman's problem is ..."
"MARTINEZ!"
"What? No I just think tactically I'm not seeing much from Koeman in regard to ..."
"MOYES!"
"Okay fine but surely Moshiri's recent comments about his undying admiration for Steven Gerrard gave you ..."
"KENWRIGHT!"
"Yeah you're right everything is great right now. We're playing some great football. Joy to watch."
"KOEMAN!"